Kids say the darnest things...
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This happened after DS awoke from his nap.
I was pretending to be alseep as I like the way he will cuddle up to me and wake me up. But as I turned on my side, I noticed he had wet the bed. But feigned ignorance as I wanted to see what he would do about it.
DS put his head on my tummy and said ...
DS: mummi, mummi (trying to wake me up)
Me: mummi sleepy, talk to you later ...
DS: mummi, xxxx want to tell mummi a secret
Me: hmmmm
DS: xxxx, xxxx kidney came out of xxxx body
Me: (pretending to be shocked) What, where did it come out from?
DS: from xxxx bum
Me: (pretending to frantically look for his kidney) where is it?? must find it and put it back if not xxxx cannot pee pee anymore
DS: kidney flew up to the ceiling fan
Me: what :!: where
(didn't anticipate that) Is there something you want to tell me??
DS: (sheepishly) xxxx, xxxx pee pee on the bed
He actually opened his mouth wide and quickly covered it with his hands in an act of surprise after saying that :roll:
A case of plain over-active imagination or talking nonsense -
autumnbronze:
:rotflmao: hilarious, how old is your ds??This happened after DS awoke from his nap.
....DS: xxxx, xxxx kidney came out of xxxx body
Me: (pretending to be shocked) What, where did it come out from?
DS: from xxxx bum
Me: (pretending to frantically look for his kidney) where is it?? must find it and put it back if not xxxx cannot pee pee anymore
DS: kidney flew up to the ceiling fan
Me: what :!: where (didn't anticipate that) Is there something you want to tell me??
DS: (sheepishly) xxxx, xxxx pee pee on the bed
He actually opened his mouth wide and quickly covered it with his hands in an act of surprise after saying that :roll:
A case of plain over-active imagination or talking nonsense -
KoalaMummy:
Cheeky fellow turning three in Aug
:rotflmao: hilarious, how old is your ds??
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so cute ! :lol: :lol:
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autumnbronze, your ds is just soooooo cheeky! :love:
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overheard on the way to Jazz class last evening...
DD2: what do you think God's email is?
DD1: Haiyah, God doesn't need email...he just
DD2: I know, I know, talk to you directly right? No need to waste time!!!
(Me: )
DD1: No lah, you think like you, talk so loud....He whispers.
DD2: Wah, then we must really listen right?
(Me: :love: so cute!)
DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?
Me: :faint: -
Andaiz:
...DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?...
smart girl ! :celebrate:
:lol: :lol: -
passed ds2 a 'I Love Museum' postcard.
ds2 (looking at the Logo) : I Love Muscle!! I Love Muscle!!
me : It is \"I Love Museum\" - MyooZeeem, not Muscle.
ds2 :? : Where is the 'Zee'?
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tankee:
haha, tankee...you mean she's opportunistic in seizing the \"teachable moment\" but yes, :celebrate: indeed! made my afternoon driving through the rain man!Andaiz:
...DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?...
smart girl ! :celebrate:
:lol: :lol:
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BigDevil:
:slapshead:RRMummy:
AH?!! And I was thinking when I can start getting my gals to be tutoured by you..
I had to rub my eyes and read it again.
For a moment I thought I saw tortured....
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