Kids say the darnest things...

[autumnbronze]

This happened after DS awoke from his nap.


I was pretending to be alseep as I like the way he will cuddle up to me and wake me up. But as I turned on my side, I noticed he had wet the bed. But feigned ignorance as I wanted to see what he would do about it.

DS put his head on my tummy and said ...

DS: mummi, mummi (trying to wake me up)

Me: mummi sleepy, talk to you later ...

DS: mummi, xxxx want to tell mummi a secret

Me: hmmmm

DS: xxxx, xxxx kidney came out of xxxx body

Me: (pretending to be shocked) What, where did it come out from?

DS: from xxxx bum

Me: (pretending to frantically look for his kidney) where is it?? must find it and put it back if not xxxx cannot pee pee anymore

DS: kidney flew up to the ceiling fan

Me: what :!: where (didn't anticipate that) Is there something you want to tell me??

DS: (sheepishly) xxxx, xxxx pee pee on the bed

He actually opened his mouth wide and quickly covered it with his hands in an act of surprise after saying that :roll:

A case of plain over-active imagination or talking nonsense

[KoalaMummy]

autumnbronze:

This happened after DS awoke from his nap.


....DS: xxxx, xxxx kidney came out of xxxx body

Me: (pretending to be shocked) What, where did it come out from?

DS: from xxxx bum

Me: (pretending to frantically look for his kidney) where is it?? must find it and put it back if not xxxx cannot pee pee anymore

DS: kidney flew up to the ceiling fan

Me: what :!: where (didn't anticipate that) Is there something you want to tell me??

DS: (sheepishly) xxxx, xxxx pee pee on the bed

He actually opened his mouth wide and quickly covered it with his hands in an act of surprise after saying that :roll:

A case of plain over-active imagination or talking nonsense

:rotflmao: hilarious, how old is your ds??

[autumnbronze]

KoalaMummy:

:rotflmao: hilarious, how old is your ds??

Cheeky fellow turning three in Aug

[tankee]

so cute ! :lol: :lol:

[Andaiz]

autumnbronze, your ds is just soooooo cheeky! :love:

[Andaiz]

overheard on the way to Jazz class last evening...


DD2: what do you think God's email is?

DD1: Haiyah, God doesn't need email...he just

DD2: I know, I know, talk to you directly right? No need to waste time!!!

(Me: )

DD1: No lah, you think like you, talk so loud....He whispers.

DD2: Wah, then we must really listen right?

(Me: :love: so cute!)

DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?

Me: :faint:

[tankee]

Andaiz:

...DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?...

smart girl ! :celebrate:

:lol: :lol:

[jedamum]

passed ds2 a 'I Love Museum' postcard.


ds2 (looking at the Logo) : I Love Muscle!! I Love Muscle!!
me : It is \"I Love Museum\" - MyooZeeem, not Muscle.
ds2 :? : Where is the 'Zee'?

[Andaiz]

tankee:

Andaiz:

...DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?...

smart girl ! :celebrate:

:lol: :lol:

haha, tankee...you mean she's opportunistic in seizing the \"teachable moment\" but yes, :celebrate: indeed! made my afternoon driving through the rain man!

[RRMummy]

BigDevil:

RRMummy:

AH?!! And I was thinking when I can start getting my gals to be tutoured by you..

I had to rub my eyes and read it again.

For a moment I thought I saw tortured....

:slapshead: