Kids say the darnest things...
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autumnbronze, your ds is just soooooo cheeky! :love:
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overheard on the way to Jazz class last evening...
DD2: what do you think God's email is?
DD1: Haiyah, God doesn't need email...he just
DD2: I know, I know, talk to you directly right? No need to waste time!!!
(Me:
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DD1: No lah, you think like you, talk so loud....He whispers.
DD2: Wah, then we must really listen right?
(Me: :love: so cute!)
DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?
Me: :faint: -
Andaiz:
...DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?...
smart girl ! :celebrate:
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passed ds2 a 'I Love Museum' postcard.
ds2 (looking at the Logo) : I Love Muscle!! I Love Muscle!!
me : It is \"I Love Museum\" - MyooZeeem, not Muscle.
ds2 :? : Where is the 'Zee'?
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tankee:
haha, tankee...you mean she's opportunistic in seizing the \"teachable moment\" but yes, :celebrate: indeed! made my afternoon driving through the rain man!Andaiz:
...DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?...
smart girl ! :celebrate:
:lol: :lol:
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BigDevil:
:slapshead:RRMummy:
AH?!! And I was thinking when I can start getting my gals to be tutoured by you..
I had to rub my eyes and read it again.
For a moment I thought I saw tortured....
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One of my teachers got the children talking about their mothers during the mother’s day celebration week. After getting countless descriptions about their mums being pretty, with long hair, can cook, cannot cook, she decided to prompt them further. So she asked them, what type of animal do you think best describes your mum.
Kid A : My mum is like an eagle.
Teacher : How?
Kid A : Because she will spread her wings and protect me like and eagle
Kid B : My mum is like and octopus. She can do so many things at the same time. She has many hands
Kid C : My mum is like a lion
Teacher : Lioness. How?
Kid C : She is very fierce like a lioness when she scolds me.
At the end of the session the teacher told them that Sunday is Mother’s Day. And she asked the kids what will they be wishing their mums.
Kid A : I wish my mum happiness, health and strength.
Kid C : I wish my mum happiness and health. But I dun want strength, I dun want mummy to be too strong, or else she will be even louder and when she spank me will be very painful. -
RRMummy:
:slapshead:BigDevil:
[quote=\"RRMummy\"]AH?!! And I was thinking when I can start getting my gals to be tutoured by you..
I had to rub my eyes and read it again.
For a moment I thought I saw tortured.... [/quote]
Argghhhh. I saw that too! -
Funz:
...Kid B : My mum is like and octopus. She can do so many things at the same time. She has many hands....
:idea: sounds like busymom :celebrate: -
tankee:
Haha.Funz:
...Kid B : My mum is like and octopus. She can do so many things at the same time. She has many hands....
:idea: sounds like busymom :celebrate:
That's what I'm thinking 2. :celebrate:
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