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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • A Offline
      Andaiz
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      tankee:
      Andaiz:

      ...DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?...



      smart girl ! :celebrate:

      :lol: :lol:

      haha, tankee...you mean she's opportunistic in seizing the \"teachable moment\" but yes, :celebrate: indeed! made my afternoon driving through the rain man! 😒

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        RRMummy
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        BigDevil:
        RRMummy:

        AH?!! And I was thinking when I can start getting my gals to be tutoured by you.. 😞


        I had to rub my eyes and read it again.

        For a moment I thought I saw tortured.... πŸ˜‰ πŸ¦†

        :slapshead: πŸ˜‰

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        • FunzF Offline
          Funz
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          One of my teachers got the children talking about their mothers during the mother’s day celebration week. After getting countless descriptions about their mums being pretty, with long hair, can cook, cannot cook, she decided to prompt them further. So she asked them, what type of animal do you think best describes your mum.


          Kid A : My mum is like an eagle.
          Teacher : How?
          Kid A : Because she will spread her wings and protect me like and eagle

          Kid B : My mum is like and octopus. She can do so many things at the same time. She has many hands

          Kid C : My mum is like a lion
          Teacher : Lioness. How?
          Kid C : She is very fierce like a lioness when she scolds me.

          At the end of the session the teacher told them that Sunday is Mother’s Day. And she asked the kids what will they be wishing their mums.

          Kid A : I wish my mum happiness, health and strength.
          Kid C : I wish my mum happiness and health. But I dun want strength, I dun want mummy to be too strong, or else she will be even louder and when she spank me will be very painful.

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            Blobbi
            last edited by

            RRMummy:
            BigDevil:

            [quote=\"RRMummy\"]AH?!! And I was thinking when I can start getting my gals to be tutoured by you.. 😞


            I had to rub my eyes and read it again.

            For a moment I thought I saw tortured.... πŸ˜‰ πŸ¦†

            :slapshead: πŸ˜‰[/quote]
            Argghhhh. I saw that too!

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            • tankeeT Offline
              tankee
              last edited by

              Funz:
              ...Kid B : My mum is like and octopus. She can do so many things at the same time. She has many hands....


              :idea: sounds like busymom :celebrate:

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                BlurBee
                last edited by

                tankee:
                Funz:

                ...Kid B : My mum is like and octopus. She can do so many things at the same time. She has many hands....



                :idea: sounds like busymom :celebrate:

                Haha.
                That's what I'm thinking 2. :celebrate:

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                  buds
                  last edited by

                  Funz:
                  ...Kid B : My mum is like and octopus. She can do so many things at the same time. She has many hands....

                  tankee:
                  :idea: sounds like busymom :celebrate:
                  BlurBee:
                  Haha.That's what I'm thinking 2. :celebrate:
                  What i was thinking 3! :lol:

                  Busymom aka octo-mum!
                  Super hyper multi-tasker!

                  πŸ˜‰

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                    buds
                    last edited by

                    Andaiz:
                    DD1: Mummy, mummy, next time you want XXXX (DD2) to listen, don't shout at her okay?


                    Me: :faint:
                    Andaiz! :laugh:

                    Just when you thought those were angelic
                    discussions from your angelic DDs! :rotflmao:

                    Sure made my day with this one, sista! :celebrate:

                    Terribly cute. :love:

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                      buds
                      last edited by

                      jedamum:
                      ds2 :? : Where is the 'Zee'? 😐

                      Pray tell... what say you then.. πŸ˜‰

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                        buds
                        last edited by

                        Andaiz:
                        autumnbronze, your ds is just soooooo cheeky! :love:

                        Yeah boy! Dis DS of hers is really see to believe wan!
                        His vocab for a 2yr old.. wow! He speaks in strings of
                        sentences! Albeit with his baby pronunciation... he
                        speaks very well! πŸ˜‰

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