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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      RRMummy
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      autumnbronze:
      Me: Your sorry has no value, you did that on purpose isn't it :x


      DS: (pulling my t-shirt) No mummi, my sorry got some value mummi ....

      Me: :faint:
      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Value of making mummy faint??!! šŸ˜‰

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        autumnbronze
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        RRMummy:
        autumnbronze:

        Me: Your sorry has no value, you did that on purpose isn't it :x


        DS: (pulling my t-shirt) No mummi, my sorry got some value mummi ....

        Me: :faint:

        :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Value of making mummy faint??!! šŸ˜‰

        Ha ha you are sooooo right RRMummy ..... šŸ˜‰ :lol:

        I was like *bubble on top of my head* \"huh! how on earth are you able to answer like that.\"

        Then, last night as I was putting him to sleep, I was telling him about the virtues of telling the truth always, you know what he did and said - that too with a cheeky smile - he touched one of his tooth and said \"thats my tooth, mummi.\" I almost :faint: again.

        To me, it was like he was almost 'punning' on the word \"truth\". Though of course I suppose in his childlike way, he was just being mischievious, oblivious to the reaction he had caused in me.:D

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          RRMummy
          last edited by

          autumnbronze:
          I was like *bubble on top of my head* \"huh! how on earth are you able to answer like that.\"


          Then, last night as I was putting him to sleep, I was telling him about the virtues of telling the truth always, you know what he did and said - that too with a cheeky smile - he touched one of his tooth and said \"thats my tooth, mummi.\" I almost :faint: again.

          To me, it was like he was almost 'punning' on the word \"truth\". Though of course I suppose in his childlike way, he was just being mischievious, oblivious to the reaction he had caused in me.:D
          :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

          tooth = truth.. so young already know how to play 'word games'..

          You got a really fast and cheeky one there autumnbronze. :love:

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            buds
            last edited by

            Oh yes... :evil: ... extremely cheeky.

            And i got the pleasure of meeting the
            handsome little man myself! šŸ˜‰ He
            enjoys all the attention he can get. šŸ˜„
            Time for #2 autumn... :preen:

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              buds
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              DD2 is one super fussy eater. :frustrated:


              She can sort all the funny colours in her food portions.
              A little chinese celery here or a little pea there... :roll:
              At times, when dining out she can detect and remove
              those small black overfried shallots/onion slices too.

              In my frustration, i seem to always be repeating...
              \"Will you please stop picking your food and just eat
              everything there... :roll:\" We were dining out one day,
              when i was telling hubs, \"Eww.. check out what's this
              browny thingy in there.. looks like a mushroom but it
              sooo not a mushroom..\" Yikes. 😐

              There was the golden opportunity for DD2... quick as
              always.. :roll: Without even looking up from her plate,
              she said, \"Mummy.. please! Don't pick your food.. stop
              being fussy and just eat everything there.. you always
              say me.. but oh... ... and gave a very loud exaggerated
              sigh. :frustrated:

              :rant: mode!

              \"It's a herb or some sort that can't be eaten, and you said
              i had to be careful of what i eat nowadays (when she catches
              me eating snacks she'd lecture it's not good for the baby.. :nunchuk:)
              and now you're asking me to down a leaf or stick or something
              in my food?\" :faint:

              \"Well, how'd a small girl like me know?\" :roll:
              \"I only know you always say, EAT EVERYTHING. So....\"


              http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php

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                RRMummy
                last edited by

                buds:
                Oh yes... :evil: ... extremely cheeky.

                And i got the pleasure of meeting the
                handsome little man myself! šŸ˜‰
                Lucky you... can imagine from the little man's words already.. šŸ˜„

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                  RRMummy
                  last edited by

                  buds:
                  There was the golden opportunity for DD2... quick as

                  always.. :roll: Without even looking up from her plate,
                  she said, \"Mummy.. please! Don't pick your food.. stop
                  being fussy and just eat everything there.. you always
                  say me.. but oh... ... and gave a very loud exaggerated
                  sigh. :frustrated:

                  :rant: mode!

                  \"It's a herb or some sort that can't be eaten, and you said
                  i had to be careful of what i eat nowadays (when she catches
                  me eating snacks she'd lecture it's not good for the baby.. :nunchuk:)
                  and now you're asking me to down a leaf or stick or something
                  in my food?\" :faint:

                  \"Well, how'd a small girl like me know?\" :roll:
                  \"I only know you always say, EAT EVERYTHING. So....\"


                  http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php
                  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: A taste of your own medicine???

                  Can lecture you for snacking somemore... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                    buds
                    last edited by

                    Children these days... :roll:

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                      autumnbronze
                      last edited by

                      buds:



                      \"Well, how'd a small girl like me know?\" :roll:
                      \"I only know you always say, EAT EVERYTHING. So....\"


                      http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php
                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                      Your angelic little monkey is a smart cookie wor šŸ˜‰

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                        edunloaded
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                        My 3YO boy who is just completing his toilet training was in the car recently. He wanted to pee, and shouted out.


                        We told him to wait. And he shouted out, \"my kuku is going to explode!\"
                        And he went on, \"if my kuku explodes, I would get a petpet!\"

                        For those who don't know what these terms mean, it's simply the male and female anatomy! šŸ™‚

                        It was hilarious!

                        To get a fuller picture of what happened, I blogged about it at http://www.edunloaded.com/parenting/r-rated-childrens-post/

                        šŸ™‚

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