Kids say the darnest things...
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DD2 is one super fussy eater. :frustrated:
She can sort all the funny colours in her food portions.
A little chinese celery here or a little pea there... :roll:
At times, when dining out she can detect and remove
those small black overfried shallots/onion slices too.
In my frustration, i seem to always be repeating...
\"Will you please stop picking your food and just eat
everything there... :roll:\" We were dining out one day,
when i was telling hubs, \"Eww.. check out what's this
browny thingy in there.. looks like a mushroom but it
sooo not a mushroom..\" Yikes.
There was the golden opportunity for DD2... quick as
always.. :roll: Without even looking up from her plate,
she said, \"Mummy.. please! Don't pick your food.. stop
being fussy and just eat everything there.. you always
say me.. but oh... ... and gave a very loud exaggerated
sigh. :frustrated:
:rant: mode!
\"It's a herb or some sort that can't be eaten, and you said
i had to be careful of what i eat nowadays (when she catches
me eating snacks she'd lecture it's not good for the baby.. :nunchuk:)
and now you're asking me to down a leaf or stick or something
in my food?\" :faint:
\"Well, how'd a small girl like me know?\" :roll:
\"I only know you always say, EAT EVERYTHING. So....\"
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php -
buds:
Lucky you... can imagine from the little man's words already..Oh yes... :evil: ... extremely cheeky.
And i got the pleasure of meeting the
handsome little man myself!
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buds:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: A taste of your own medicine???There was the golden opportunity for DD2... quick as
always.. :roll: Without even looking up from her plate,
she said, \"Mummy.. please! Don't pick your food.. stop
being fussy and just eat everything there.. you always
say me.. but oh... ... and gave a very loud exaggerated
sigh. :frustrated:
:rant: mode!
\"It's a herb or some sort that can't be eaten, and you said
i had to be careful of what i eat nowadays (when she catches
me eating snacks she'd lecture it's not good for the baby.. :nunchuk:)
and now you're asking me to down a leaf or stick or something
in my food?\" :faint:
\"Well, how'd a small girl like me know?\" :roll:
\"I only know you always say, EAT EVERYTHING. So....\"
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php
Can lecture you for snacking somemore... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: -
Children these days... :roll:
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buds:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
\"Well, how'd a small girl like me know?\" :roll:
\"I only know you always say, EAT EVERYTHING. So....\"
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php
Your angelic little monkey is a smart cookie wor
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My 3YO boy who is just completing his toilet training was in the car recently. He wanted to pee, and shouted out.
We told him to wait. And he shouted out, \"my kuku is going to explode!\"
And he went on, \"if my kuku explodes, I would get a petpet!\"
For those who don't know what these terms mean, it's simply the male and female anatomy!
It was hilarious!
To get a fuller picture of what happened, I blogged about it at http://www.edunloaded.com/parenting/r-rated-childrens-post/ -
edunloaded:
Hahaha... Sure is funny :rotflmao:My 3YO boy who is just completing his toilet training was in the car recently. He wanted to pee, and shouted out.
We told him to wait. And he shouted out, \"my kuku is going to explode!\"
And he went on, \"if my kuku explodes, I would get a petpet!\"
For those who don't know what these terms mean, it's simply the male and female anatomy!
It was hilarious!
To get a fuller picture of what happened, I blogged about it at http://www.edunloaded.com/parenting/r-rated-childrens-post/ -
Hope this joke is not too "chim" to follow through. My kid might say the darnest thing but in this case, my mind should stick to fact rather than dreaming away.
I was reading on male Bower bird and was amazed by it’s ability to create beautiful home (nest) to lure females for mating. It’s truly amazing and the write up along with pictures were beautifully done in National Geographic Magazine (July) which I then shared the article with ds. Here’s our conversation.
Me: Look at how romantic the male Bowerbird is in trying to mate the female bird. (I was actually thinking romantically if man can put an effort in creating a beautiful home before asking a girl for her hand, just like the male bowerbird).
DS: Wow! Amazing, the bird really puts an effort in decorating it’s nest just to get married.
Me: Ya, the only peave is male bowerbird adopts polygamy, means it will mate with many other female birds and not stay married to one.
DS: Good! That will ensure it’s species will not extinct and keep on producing.
Me: :!: (Bubble burst! Next time I cannot romantically link a bird characteristic with human). -
EN:
:lol: :rotflmao:Hope this joke is not too \"chim\" to follow through. My kid might say the darnest thing but in this case, my mind should stick to fact rather than dreaming away.
I was reading on male Bower bird and was amazed by it's ability to create beautiful home (nest) to lure females for mating. It's truly amazing and the write up along with pictures were beautifully done in National Geographic Magazine (July) which I then shared the article with ds. Here's our conversation.
Me: Look at how romantic the male Bowerbird is in trying to mate the female bird. (I was actually thinking romantically if man can put an effort in creating a beautiful home before asking a girl for her hand, just like the male bowerbird).
DS: Wow! Amazing, the bird really puts an effort in decorating it's nest just to get married.
Me: Ya, the only peave is male bowerbird adopts polygamy, means it will mate with many other female birds and not stay married to one.
DS: Good! That will ensure it's species will not extinct and keep on producing.
Me: :!: (Bubble burst! Next time I cannot romantically link a bird characteristic with human). -
My boys were searching the youtube for the NDP song when they chanced upon this video called \" I live in Singapura\". Thanks to this funny video which has successfully aroused my kids curiosity, I have now many questions to answer. They will bug me with questions like, who is Mahathir? who is adullah? who is MM? what is COE? what is NEwater? what is road tax? what is colonised?
The funniest part was when DS1 asked why did singapore separate from malaysia? To put things simple, i told them that the malaysians couldn't get along well with singaporeans during those days, so they quarrel, quarrel until one day both couldn't take it, so they went separate ways and that's how we got our Singapura. DS2 jumped up and said, \"O I see. Since Malaysians and Singaporeans cannot get along, why did you marry dad? No wonder you all always quarrel!\" :stupid:
My little ones never fail to amuse me with their thoughts. :lol:
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