Kids say the darnest things...
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Hi, the other day, my 5 yrs old popped out a question while I was driving her for class.
Girl: mummy, when a boy n girl kiss each other, will they get pregnant?
Me: of course not…
Girl: then how u get pregnant?
Me: as brief as I could, I told her from sperm n egg meeting together…
Girl: what is sperm n egg? Come from where?
Me: sperm from the man n egg from the woman…I told her that’s it…
Girl: mummy, how the sperm n egg meet? U told me they came from man an woman but I still cannot understand how they can meet? It’s inside the body what…
me: u knw more when u grow up… Right now u dun need to knw too much details…
Kids these days are really asking too much…
One more incident she told me which happened in her class
Girl: my fren likes to copy me when we are doing work in class… She cannot spell ‘august’
Me: and what happens?
Girl: I told her why she must copy me…later if i’m wrong, she will also be wrong…if she dun know, go n ask d teacher…if teacher is busy, then go n look at the calendar…
Me: so did she ask the teacher?
Girl: no…she still looks at my work n even ask me is that a letter ‘u’. I told her of course lah…
Me: pls be polite when u talk next time
Sometimes when she writes ‘u’, it looks like ‘a’…my this little girl can sometimes be a pain in d neck! -
duriz:
Me too! Me too! Except she doesn't write much these days... or I've just lost track. She's still as nutty as ever, I hope?You're welcome.
I'm a fan of Sylvia Toh Piak Choo :oops: -
HappyAvon:
Hi, the other day, my 5 yrs old popped out a question while I was driving her for class....
Hi HappyAvon,
Your DD sounds like a very bright very cute girl :love: -
ChiefKiasu:
I shure hope so Chief
Me too! Me too! Except she doesn't write much these days... or I've just lost track. She's still as nutty as ever, I hope?duriz:
You're welcome.
I'm a fan of Sylvia Toh Piak Choo :oops:
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duriz:
I remember reading \"Eh Goondu\" and one or two others ... like eons ago. She is hilarious lah .....sleepy:
Oh by the way, thanks for the spelling, I finally learned how to spell goondu
You're welcome.
I'm a fan of Sylvia Toh Piak Choo :oops:
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my 3yr old gal spotted a pair of students taking a break by resting their head on the table in Mac…
she said ‘you see, they are sleeping… so ugly hoh?’…
daddy wanna grab her and run while mummy pray hard they dun hear her… -
LKVM:
This is my 3 year old asking, and he's been doing that a lot lately ....
Kids these days are very fast even my son asks questions for which I dunno wat to answerHappyAvon:
Hi, the other day, my 5 yrs old popped out a question while I was driving her for class.
DS: mummi why does my birdie like to stand up in the morning???
ME: :!: *then after composing myself* ermmmm, because it is stretching after sleeping for a long time
:oops: :oops:
Yesterday, he wanted to know why it was 'stretching' in the night when he was about to go to sleep ...... -
autumnbronze:
WIN LIAO!!!This is my 3 year old asking, and he's been doing that a lot lately ....
DS: mummi why does my birdie like to stand up in the morning???
ME: :!: *then after composing myself* ermmmm, because it is stretching after sleeping for a long time
:oops: :oops:
Yesterday, he wanted to know why it was 'stretching' in the night when he was about to go to sleep ...... -
autumnbronze:
Is it because urgent, want to pass urine? 3yo hhhmmmm ... what other reason can it be? So early at 3yo? :?
This is my 3 year old asking, and he's been doing that a lot lately ....
DS: mummi why does my birdie like to stand up in the morning???
ME: :!: *then after composing myself* ermmmm, because it is stretching after sleeping for a long time
:oops: :oops:
Yesterday, he wanted to know why it was 'stretching' in the night when he was about to go to sleep ...... -
Any advice friends ???
Haven’t got a chance to tell DH about this … but I am inclined to feed him the scientific explanation, albeit in simple fashion.
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