Apple unveils iPhone 4

[Trapwithin]

duriz:

Trapwithin:

[quote=\"ChiefKiasu\"]
Really arh? Like dat must go trim my nose hair already.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Don't need to trim ... long nose hair is a sign of maturity

:faint:[/quote]I know it is disgusting ... Sorry :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[janet88]

Chief Kiasu,

You terrible leh, why mention cutting hair in your nose ? :?:

[BigDevil]

janet_lee88:

It's my bedtime companion now...

You traded your hubby in for an iPhone??! :shock:

[duriz]

BigDevil:

janet_lee88:

It's my bedtime companion now...

You traded your hubby in for an iPhone??! :shock:

:faint:

[janet88]

Hi Duriz,

Yes I traded my hubby for iphone 4…that is almost 6 months now, but hubby has been demoted long before that, and now sleeping on a mattress bcos my girl sleeps beside me.

[verykiasu2010]

janet_lee88:

Hi Duriz,

Yes I traded my hubby for iphone 4...that is almost 6 months now, but hubby has been demoted long before that, and now sleeping on a mattress bcos my girl sleeps beside me.

Released by Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands.

Different Phases of a man:

After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

[Sun_2010]

vk_2010,


:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[corneyAmber]

You people are hilarious.... from iPhones to husband downgrading.... :rotflmao:


Technology is the thing that excites men, technology is the same thing that gets men out of favour with their wives when wives can depend more and more on technology..... Be careful hor....getting obselete....

[janet88]

ksi:

You people are hilarious.... from iPhones to husband downgrading.... :rotflmao:


Technology is the thing that excites men, technology is the same thing that gets men out of favour with their wives when wives can depend more and more on technology..... Be careful hor....getting obselete....

In order to keep up with the times, share common interests with Significant Other, we wives try to adopt their interests as much as possible...got more topics to share. But no worries, husbands cannot be obsolete or be deleted. HaHaHa.

[verykiasu2010]

ksi:

You people are hilarious.... from iPhones to husband downgrading.... :rotflmao:


Technology is the thing that excites men, technology is the same thing that gets men out of favour with their wives when wives can depend more and more on technology..... Be careful hor....getting obselete....

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!