Kids say the darnest things...

[Muffins]

so, how ya been buds?????


forgot to :congrats: you on GM8, so here it is, a bit late tho :oops: :oops:

[Luanee]

Just to share a joke (conversation with my 3yo dd) :


dd (pointing to picture of a bull) : What is this, ma?
Me : It’s a cow
dd (pointing to the bull’s bottom) : Why no milk, ma ?
Me : Err…

[Muffins]

LKVM:

Muffins:

so, how ya been buds?????


forgot to :congrats: you on GM8, so here it is, a bit late tho :oops: :oops:

hey muffins... buds have her own thread...

maybe Mods can help to move this post
Thanks

sorry. I :offtopic: here, but since buds' last post was here, I just put it here, for easier viewing, I guess

[BlurBee]

Luanee:

Just to share a joke (conversation with my 3yo dd) :


dd (pointing to picture of a bull) : What is this, ma?
Me : It's a cow
dd (pointing to the bull's bottom) : Why no milk, ma ?
Me : Err...

:rotflmao:

[Luanee]

BlurBee:

Luanee:

Just to share a joke (conversation with my 3yo dd) :


dd (pointing to picture of a bull) : What is this, ma?
Me : It's a cow
dd (pointing to the bull's bottom) : Why no milk, ma ?
Me : Err...

:rotflmao:

Haha, I must learn to be more accurate when answering her questions in future

[smurf]

Asking ds1 (5.5 yo) to quickly finish his meal. Can take 2 hrs kind.


Smurf: your food is not moving!
Ds1: of course not moving lah! Food cannot walk wat, how to move??!!
Smurf: :stupid:

[BlurBee]

smurf:

Asking ds1 (5.5 yo) to quickly finish his meal. Can take 2 hrs kind.


Smurf: your food is not moving!
Ds1: of course not moving lah! Food cannot walk wat, how to move??!!
Smurf: :stupid:

:rotflmao:

[trileets]

remember once when kid was young, about 3 +, after reading to him the story about the 3 little pigs..



I : \" So after listening to this story about the 3 pigs, which one would you want to be?\"
I was hoping to hear that he'll aspire to be like the courageous one, the 3rd pig. After DS thought and hesitated for a while..

DS \" Erm, I think I want to be the farmer who gave the things to the pigs because he doesn't need to meet the wolf. I'm scared of the wolf\"
:stupid:

[BlurBee]

trileets:

DS \" Erm, I think I want to be the farmer who gave the things to the pigs because he doesn't need to meet the wolf. I'm scared of the wolf\"

:rotflmao:

[buds]

Driving home from an outing with gramps this morning,

we saw many cars with \"L\" (Learners) plate going abt
the streets. Then, DD2 suddenly became curious and
asked this question out loud...

DD2 : Why do they say thank you for your panties @ the back of the cars?

All of us in the car : :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

DD2 : Do they mean to say they gotta give their panties to learn driving?

All of us in the car : SILENCE.

Then... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

DD1 : It's \"patience\"... you silly... not panties. :roll:

Me : I honestly don't think any parents would allow their children to enrol
at this driving centre if their daughters were to give their panties to the
driving instructors. :roll: