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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      RRMummy
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      buds:

      Her chorus part..

      I won't give up that easily...
      Though i'm blown away... blown away...

      When i try to do it right, it all goes wrong...
      It's all over, i tried to do it right this time around...
      It's all over, part of me is worried i did it wrong...
      The Science is killing me.. but thank God it's all over....

      :rotflmao:
      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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        buds
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        Muffins:
        He should have won AI, though...

        Yeah, boi... i agree. πŸ˜‰

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          Muffins
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          so, how ya been buds?????


          forgot to :congrats: you on GM8, so here it is, a bit late tho :oops: :oops:

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            Luanee
            last edited by

            Just to share a joke (conversation with my 3yo dd) :


            dd (pointing to picture of a bull) : What is this, ma?
            Me : It’s a cow
            dd (pointing to the bull’s bottom) : Why no milk, ma ?
            Me : Err…

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              Muffins
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              LKVM:
              Muffins:

              so, how ya been buds?????


              forgot to :congrats: you on GM8, so here it is, a bit late tho :oops: :oops:

              hey muffins... buds have her own thread...

              maybe Mods can help to move this post πŸ˜‰
              Thanks

              sorry. I :offtopic: here, but since buds' last post was here, I just put it here, for easier viewing, I guess πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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                BlurBee
                last edited by

                Luanee:
                Just to share a joke (conversation with my 3yo dd) :


                dd (pointing to picture of a bull) : What is this, ma?
                Me : It's a cow
                dd (pointing to the bull's bottom) : Why no milk, ma ?
                Me : Err...
                :rotflmao:

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                  Luanee
                  last edited by

                  BlurBee:
                  Luanee:

                  Just to share a joke (conversation with my 3yo dd) :


                  dd (pointing to picture of a bull) : What is this, ma?
                  Me : It's a cow
                  dd (pointing to the bull's bottom) : Why no milk, ma ?
                  Me : Err...

                  :rotflmao:

                  Haha, I must learn to be more accurate when answering her questions in future πŸ˜‰

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                    smurf
                    last edited by

                    Asking ds1 (5.5 yo) to quickly finish his meal. Can take 2 hrs kind.


                    Smurf: your food is not moving!
                    Ds1: of course not moving lah! Food cannot walk wat, how to move??!!
                    Smurf: :stupid:

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                      BlurBee
                      last edited by

                      smurf:
                      Asking ds1 (5.5 yo) to quickly finish his meal. Can take 2 hrs kind.


                      Smurf: your food is not moving!
                      Ds1: of course not moving lah! Food cannot walk wat, how to move??!!
                      Smurf: :stupid:
                      :rotflmao:

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                        trileets
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                        remember once when kid was young, about 3 +, after reading to him the story about the 3 little pigs..



                        I : \" So after listening to this story about the 3 pigs, which one would you want to be?\"
                        I was hoping to hear that he'll aspire to be like the courageous one, the 3rd pig. After DS thought and hesitated for a while..

                        DS \" Erm, I think I want to be the farmer who gave the things to the pigs because he doesn't need to meet the wolf. I'm scared of the wolf\"
                        :stupid:

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