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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • T Offline
      tutormum
      last edited by

      Was teaching my P3 gender.


      Me: What's masculine for duck?
      Student: duchess
      Me: What's feminine for hero?
      Student: superwoman
      Me: What's feminine for cock?
      Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
      Me: :roll: :faint:

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        duriz
        last edited by

        tutormum:
        Was teaching my P3 gender.


        Me: What's masculine for duck?
        Student: duchess
        Me: What's feminine for hero?
        Student: superwoman
        Me: What's feminine for cock?
        Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
        Me: :roll: :faint:
        :faint:

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          jedamum
          last edited by

          tutormum:
          Was teaching my P3 gender.


          Me: What's masculine for duck?
          Student: duchess
          Me: What's feminine for hero?
          Student: superwoman
          Me: What's feminine for cock?
          Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
          Me: :roll: :faint:
          :rotflmao:

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            Muffins
            last edited by

            tutormum:
            Was teaching my P3 gender.


            Me: What's masculine for duck?
            Student: duchess
            Me: What's feminine for hero?
            Student: superwoman
            Me: What's feminine for cock?
            Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
            Me: :roll: :faint:
            aiyoh.... know so young already.....

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              ImMeeMee
              last edited by

              dd1 always thinks that I am scribbling when I sign. I always explain to her that the 'scribbling' is in fact my signature.


              she insists that it is not a signature, but a 'scribblature' :roll:

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                buds
                last edited by

                ImMeeMee:
                she insists that it is not a signature, but a 'scribblature' :roll:

                I love that word! Very unique!

                SCRIBBLATURE! Wow! :lol:

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                  tankee
                  last edited by

                  ImMeeMee:
                  she insists that it is not a signature, but a 'scribblature' :roll:

                  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                    Muffins
                    last edited by

                    That's the coolest word I've heard in my whole year... \"Scribblature\"


                    I feel like changing my moniker name to that šŸ˜‰

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                      Muffins
                      last edited by

                      Just did a quick Google of scribblature. Here's the definition:


                      noun, 1) One's name written illegibly by oneself, esp for the purpose of confirming identity [ironic].

                      2) The act of writing one's name illegibly, esp medical profession.[/size][/size]

                      Mebbe your DD1 is trying to suggest something, ImMeeMee šŸ˜‰ :lol: :rotflmao:

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                        ImMeeMee
                        last edited by

                        Muffins:
                        Just did a quick Google of scribblature. Here's the definition:


                        noun, 1) One's name written illegibly by oneself, esp for the purpose of confirming identity [ironic].

                        2) The act of writing one's name illegibly, esp medical profession.[/size][/size]

                        Mebbe your DD1 is trying to suggest something, ImMeeMee šŸ˜‰ :lol: :rotflmao:
                        oh my, i didnt realize that the word actually exists!! thanks muffins for the research!

                        according to wiki, the definition of a signature:

                        'A signature (from Latin signare, \"to sign\") is a handwritten (and sometimes stylized) depiction of someone's name ...'

                        come to think of it, 'scribblature' may be a more appropriate depiction when we mean 'signature', cos it is our name that is written by ourselves, as a form of our identity, and is most of the time illegible. ref the google definition of scribbalture:

                        1) One's name written illegibly by oneself, esp for the purpose of confirming identity

                        :lol:

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