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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • M Offline
      Muffins
      last edited by

      hi duriz,


      yep, itching has stopped there, but now there is extremely itchy spots above that area. dun know what to do :yikes: :faint:

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        tutormum
        last edited by

        Was teaching my P3 gender.


        Me: What's masculine for duck?
        Student: duchess
        Me: What's feminine for hero?
        Student: superwoman
        Me: What's feminine for cock?
        Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
        Me: :roll: :faint:

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          duriz
          last edited by

          tutormum:
          Was teaching my P3 gender.


          Me: What's masculine for duck?
          Student: duchess
          Me: What's feminine for hero?
          Student: superwoman
          Me: What's feminine for cock?
          Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
          Me: :roll: :faint:
          :faint:

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            jedamum
            last edited by

            tutormum:
            Was teaching my P3 gender.


            Me: What's masculine for duck?
            Student: duchess
            Me: What's feminine for hero?
            Student: superwoman
            Me: What's feminine for cock?
            Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
            Me: :roll: :faint:
            :rotflmao:

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            • M Offline
              Muffins
              last edited by

              tutormum:
              Was teaching my P3 gender.


              Me: What's masculine for duck?
              Student: duchess
              Me: What's feminine for hero?
              Student: superwoman
              Me: What's feminine for cock?
              Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
              Me: :roll: :faint:
              aiyoh.... know so young already.....

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                ImMeeMee
                last edited by

                dd1 always thinks that I am scribbling when I sign. I always explain to her that the 'scribbling' is in fact my signature.


                she insists that it is not a signature, but a 'scribblature' :roll:

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                  buds
                  last edited by

                  ImMeeMee:
                  she insists that it is not a signature, but a 'scribblature' :roll:

                  I love that word! Very unique!

                  SCRIBBLATURE! Wow! :lol:

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                    tankee
                    last edited by

                    ImMeeMee:
                    she insists that it is not a signature, but a 'scribblature' :roll:

                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                      Muffins
                      last edited by

                      That's the coolest word I've heard in my whole year... \"Scribblature\"


                      I feel like changing my moniker name to that šŸ˜‰

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                        Muffins
                        last edited by

                        Just did a quick Google of scribblature. Here's the definition:


                        noun, 1) One's name written illegibly by oneself, esp for the purpose of confirming identity [ironic].

                        2) The act of writing one's name illegibly, esp medical profession.[/size][/size]

                        Mebbe your DD1 is trying to suggest something, ImMeeMee šŸ˜‰ :lol: :rotflmao:

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