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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • S Offline
      snowman.022851697
      last edited by

      Me too, even if i click attach signature. Maybe chief disabled it (there was something like this in phpbb3 but I don’t know about this version).

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        duriz
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        jedamum:
        Ds1 (to me, sarcastically) : then does it mean that if i am gone, you can say,'it's ok, i still have another child?' :roll:

        :faint:

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          duriz
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          buds:
          DD2 : Orh... :roll: Say lah... just now didn't say. 😉


          DD2 : I thought you forgot to clear, so i just wanted to remind you.

          DD2 : That's all. :please: Love u, dad. 😉

          DD2 : :siam:

          Hubs : :roll:
          Poor Dad, tough love from DD2 :love:

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            duriz
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            Mrs Ang:
            My niece just got scolded from her grandmother. Following is the conversation with my niece when she was K1:

            Me: why did you do this again?
            Niece: 大人不懂小孩在想什么!
            Me: Huh
            :rotflmao:

            What a mature kindergartener :love:

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              duriz
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              Mrs Ang:
              jedamum:

              Just last week during one of our bus trips, ds2 incorrectly pointed out regular cars on the road as 跑车. So I explained to him the difference between 汽车 and 跑车; 汽车 being the regular car that he usually see on the road and 跑车 being a racing car that is much faster.


              Yesterday, during our cartrip out for family lunch...
              ds2 : daddy drives a 跑汽车.
              me : no...remember, i told you.....a 跑车 is a racing car that is very fast. Ours is a 汽车.
              ds2 : ours is a 跑汽车; because daddy is a fast driver.

              :!: :lol:

              Haha...how fast is your DH driving?

              Daredevil daddy 😎

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                duriz
                last edited by

                Muffins:
                Mrs Ang:

                [quote=\"Muffins\"]Status report: Millions of tiny itchy red things on my right hand, 😢 :cry


                What happened????? Have you see doc?

                No.... Dun think serious, anything you guys have had before regarding stuff like this???[/quote]Nope.

                Maybe it's food allergies?

                Maybe it's sandfly bites?

                Maybe it's seasonal ezcerma caused by the change in weather, air and water?

                Maybe it's a response from the change in shampoo, body soap and/or towels and bebsheets?

                Has it clear? Did you go see a doctor?

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                  Muffins
                  last edited by

                  hi duriz,


                  yep, itching has stopped there, but now there is extremely itchy spots above that area. dun know what to do :yikes: :faint:

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                    tutormum
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                    Was teaching my P3 gender.


                    Me: What's masculine for duck?
                    Student: duchess
                    Me: What's feminine for hero?
                    Student: superwoman
                    Me: What's feminine for cock?
                    Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
                    Me: :roll: :faint:

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                      duriz
                      last edited by

                      tutormum:
                      Was teaching my P3 gender.


                      Me: What's masculine for duck?
                      Student: duchess
                      Me: What's feminine for hero?
                      Student: superwoman
                      Me: What's feminine for cock?
                      Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
                      Me: :roll: :faint:
                      :faint:

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                        jedamum
                        last edited by

                        tutormum:
                        Was teaching my P3 gender.


                        Me: What's masculine for duck?
                        Student: duchess
                        Me: What's feminine for hero?
                        Student: superwoman
                        Me: What's feminine for cock?
                        Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
                        Me: :roll: :faint:
                        :rotflmao:

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