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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • D Offline
      duriz
      last edited by

      Muffins:
      Mrs Ang:

      [quote=\"Muffins\"]Status report: Millions of tiny itchy red things on my right hand, 😢 :cry


      What happened????? Have you see doc?

      No.... Dun think serious, anything you guys have had before regarding stuff like this???[/quote]Nope.

      Maybe it's food allergies?

      Maybe it's sandfly bites?

      Maybe it's seasonal ezcerma caused by the change in weather, air and water?

      Maybe it's a response from the change in shampoo, body soap and/or towels and bebsheets?

      Has it clear? Did you go see a doctor?

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        Muffins
        last edited by

        hi duriz,


        yep, itching has stopped there, but now there is extremely itchy spots above that area. dun know what to do :yikes: :faint:

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          tutormum
          last edited by

          Was teaching my P3 gender.


          Me: What's masculine for duck?
          Student: duchess
          Me: What's feminine for hero?
          Student: superwoman
          Me: What's feminine for cock?
          Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
          Me: :roll: :faint:

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            duriz
            last edited by

            tutormum:
            Was teaching my P3 gender.


            Me: What's masculine for duck?
            Student: duchess
            Me: What's feminine for hero?
            Student: superwoman
            Me: What's feminine for cock?
            Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
            Me: :roll: :faint:
            :faint:

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              jedamum
              last edited by

              tutormum:
              Was teaching my P3 gender.


              Me: What's masculine for duck?
              Student: duchess
              Me: What's feminine for hero?
              Student: superwoman
              Me: What's feminine for cock?
              Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
              Me: :roll: :faint:
              :rotflmao:

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              • M Offline
                Muffins
                last edited by

                tutormum:
                Was teaching my P3 gender.


                Me: What's masculine for duck?
                Student: duchess
                Me: What's feminine for hero?
                Student: superwoman
                Me: What's feminine for cock?
                Student (pointing to his private part) : Hi, :shock: there's no female part for this!
                Me: :roll: :faint:
                aiyoh.... know so young already.....

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                  ImMeeMee
                  last edited by

                  dd1 always thinks that I am scribbling when I sign. I always explain to her that the 'scribbling' is in fact my signature.


                  she insists that it is not a signature, but a 'scribblature' :roll:

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                    buds
                    last edited by

                    ImMeeMee:
                    she insists that it is not a signature, but a 'scribblature' :roll:

                    I love that word! Very unique!

                    SCRIBBLATURE! Wow! :lol:

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                      tankee
                      last edited by

                      ImMeeMee:
                      she insists that it is not a signature, but a 'scribblature' :roll:

                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                        Muffins
                        last edited by

                        That's the coolest word I've heard in my whole year... \"Scribblature\"


                        I feel like changing my moniker name to that šŸ˜‰

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