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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      Happy Mama
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      Trapwithin:
      I was reading the famoue fable \"Cry Wolf\" with my dd few weeks back.


      Me: So what is the moral of the story?
      Dd: Never said the same lie twice. :faint:

      She seems so serious that I decided to ask again

      Me: Seriously .. girl
      Dd: arh .. I mean thrice :faint: :faint:
      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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        Happy Mama
        last edited by

        janet_lee88:
        I bathed daughter yesterday. Was soaping her when I smelt pee.


        I: Girl, did you just pee ?
        Daughter: I don't know. Think so.
        I: What ? You don't know if you pee or not ?
        Daughter: Then should be. :roll:
        Hahaha!! :rotflmao:

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          mambobb
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          Happy Mama:
          smurf:

          Was using siwukuaidu Chinese book to teach ds1 some Chinese words, as he is very poor in Chinese. 😞


          We were at lesson 4 or 5, there is a word called 牛, so I associate this word with 奶. So I asked him, what do you drink sometimes? So he answered 牛奶. Very good right?

          Ok, we went on to another page, the word is 大牛.

          He mixed up 牛and 奶.

          Smurf: what is this? (pointing to 大牛)
          Ds1: erm, erm, 大......奶! 😢

          :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

          :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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            janet88
            last edited by

            Trapwithin:
            I was reading the famoue fable \"Cry Wolf\" with my dd few weeks back.


            Me: So what is the moral of the story?
            Dd: Never said the same lie twice. :faint:

            She seems so serious that I decided to ask again

            Me: Seriously .. girl
            Dd: arh .. I mean thrice :faint: :faint:
            I LIKE THIS.

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              Mrs Ang
              last edited by

              smurf:
              Was using siwukuaidu Chinese book to teach ds1 some Chinese words, as he is very poor in Chinese. 😞


              We were at lesson 4 or 5, there is a word called 牛, so I associate this word with 奶. So I asked him, what do you drink sometimes? So he answered 牛奶. Very good right?

              Ok, we went on to another page, the word is 大牛.

              He mixed up 牛and 奶.

              Smurf: what is this? (pointing to 大牛)
              Ds1: erm, erm, 大......奶!


              😢
              :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                Mrs Ang
                last edited by

                Trapwithin:
                I was reading the famoue fable \"Cry Wolf\" with my dd few weeks back.


                Me: So what is the moral of the story?
                Dd: Never said the same lie twice. :faint:

                She seems so serious that I decided to ask again

                Me: Seriously .. girl
                Dd: arh .. I mean thrice :faint: :faint:
                :rotflmao: your DD is cute!

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                  Trapwithin
                  last edited by

                  Mrs Ang:
                  Trapwithin:

                  I was reading the famoue fable \"Cry Wolf\" with my dd few weeks back.


                  Me: So what is the moral of the story?
                  Dd: Never said the same lie twice. :faint:

                  She seems so serious that I decided to ask again

                  Me: Seriously .. girl
                  Dd: arh .. I mean thrice :faint: :faint:

                  :rotflmao: your DD is cute!

                  Yea .. kids never stop to amaze us 😉

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                    smurf
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                    Quite pai seh to mention this.


                    Ds came back with the children society's 'ang pow', supposedly for donation. Very enthusiastic.

                    Smurf: so are u going to donate $$ and how much?
                    Ds (very enthusiastic): $10!
                    Smurf: very good. Then we'll take $10 from your coin bank and put it in the angpow.
                    Ds: er, er...I think give 10cents lah.
                    Smurf: what! U just said $10??
                    Ds: erm, 10 cents and 50 cents lah.
                    Smurf: :faint:

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                      BlurBee
                      last edited by

                      :rotflmao:

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                        minibu
                        last edited by

                        my 2+yo DS speaking to ah ma:


                        DS: gg to school le
                        ah ma: ok, bye
                        DS: give me $$$
                        ah ma: wat for?
                        DS: bye & ran out
                        ah ma: ???

                        wonder why DS want $$ for?? :?

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