Kids say the darnest things...
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janet_lee88:
Hahaha!! :rotflmao:I bathed daughter yesterday. Was soaping her when I smelt pee.
I: Girl, did you just pee ?
Daughter: I don't know. Think so.
I: What ? You don't know if you pee or not ?
Daughter: Then should be. :roll: -
Happy Mama:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:smurf:
Was using siwukuaidu Chinese book to teach ds1 some Chinese words, as he is very poor in Chinese.
We were at lesson 4 or 5, there is a word called 牛, so I associate this word with 奶. So I asked him, what do you drink sometimes? So he answered 牛奶. Very good right?
Ok, we went on to another page, the word is 大牛.
He mixed up 牛and 奶.
Smurf: what is this? (pointing to 大牛)
Ds1: erm, erm, 大......奶!
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Trapwithin:
I LIKE THIS.I was reading the famoue fable \"Cry Wolf\" with my dd few weeks back.
Me: So what is the moral of the story?
Dd: Never said the same lie twice. :faint:
She seems so serious that I decided to ask again
Me: Seriously .. girl
Dd: arh .. I mean thrice :faint: :faint: -
smurf:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Was using siwukuaidu Chinese book to teach ds1 some Chinese words, as he is very poor in Chinese.
We were at lesson 4 or 5, there is a word called 牛, so I associate this word with 奶. So I asked him, what do you drink sometimes? So he answered 牛奶. Very good right?
Ok, we went on to another page, the word is 大牛.
He mixed up 牛and 奶.
Smurf: what is this? (pointing to 大牛)
Ds1: erm, erm, 大......奶!
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Trapwithin:
:rotflmao: your DD is cute!I was reading the famoue fable \"Cry Wolf\" with my dd few weeks back.
Me: So what is the moral of the story?
Dd: Never said the same lie twice. :faint:
She seems so serious that I decided to ask again
Me: Seriously .. girl
Dd: arh .. I mean thrice :faint: :faint: -
Mrs Ang:
Yea .. kids never stop to amaze us
:rotflmao: your DD is cute!Trapwithin:
I was reading the famoue fable \"Cry Wolf\" with my dd few weeks back.
Me: So what is the moral of the story?
Dd: Never said the same lie twice. :faint:
She seems so serious that I decided to ask again
Me: Seriously .. girl
Dd: arh .. I mean thrice :faint: :faint:
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Quite pai seh to mention this.
Ds came back with the children society's 'ang pow', supposedly for donation. Very enthusiastic.
Smurf: so are u going to donate $$ and how much?
Ds (very enthusiastic): $10!
Smurf: very good. Then we'll take $10 from your coin bank and put it in the angpow.
Ds: er, er...I think give 10cents lah.
Smurf: what! U just said $10??
Ds: erm, 10 cents and 50 cents lah.
Smurf: :faint: -
:rotflmao:
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my 2+yo DS speaking to ah ma:
DS: gg to school le
ah ma: ok, bye
DS: give me $$$
ah ma: wat for?
DS: bye & ran out
ah ma: ???
wonder why DS want $$ for?? :? -
My DH's bday is today. Told my DD yesterday in the car.
Me: tmr is daddy's birthday, do you want to buy present for daddy?
DD: Yes!
Me: What you want to buy?
DD: Minime Mouse..... hmm... Mickey Mouse... hmmm... Donald Duck... Goofy... Pluto
Me: WOw.. you are going to buy so many, mummy take your ang pao $ to buy?
DD: Yes!
:love: Glad she still loves her daddy even though he is the discipline master. She doesn't like to go shopping with him though.. haha
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