Kids say the darnest things...
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smurf:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Was using siwukuaidu Chinese book to teach ds1 some Chinese words, as he is very poor in Chinese.
We were at lesson 4 or 5, there is a word called 牛, so I associate this word with 奶. So I asked him, what do you drink sometimes? So he answered 牛奶. Very good right?
Ok, we went on to another page, the word is 大牛.
He mixed up 牛and 奶.
Smurf: what is this? (pointing to 大牛)
Ds1: erm, erm, 大......奶!
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Trapwithin:
:rotflmao: your DD is cute!I was reading the famoue fable \"Cry Wolf\" with my dd few weeks back.
Me: So what is the moral of the story?
Dd: Never said the same lie twice. :faint:
She seems so serious that I decided to ask again
Me: Seriously .. girl
Dd: arh .. I mean thrice :faint: :faint: -
Mrs Ang:
Yea .. kids never stop to amaze us
:rotflmao: your DD is cute!Trapwithin:
I was reading the famoue fable \"Cry Wolf\" with my dd few weeks back.
Me: So what is the moral of the story?
Dd: Never said the same lie twice. :faint:
She seems so serious that I decided to ask again
Me: Seriously .. girl
Dd: arh .. I mean thrice :faint: :faint:
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Quite pai seh to mention this.
Ds came back with the children society's 'ang pow', supposedly for donation. Very enthusiastic.
Smurf: so are u going to donate $$ and how much?
Ds (very enthusiastic): $10!
Smurf: very good. Then we'll take $10 from your coin bank and put it in the angpow.
Ds: er, er...I think give 10cents lah.
Smurf: what! U just said $10??
Ds: erm, 10 cents and 50 cents lah.
Smurf: :faint: -
:rotflmao:
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my 2+yo DS speaking to ah ma:
DS: gg to school le
ah ma: ok, bye
DS: give me $$$
ah ma: wat for?
DS: bye & ran out
ah ma: ???
wonder why DS want $$ for?? :? -
My DH's bday is today. Told my DD yesterday in the car.
Me: tmr is daddy's birthday, do you want to buy present for daddy?
DD: Yes!
Me: What you want to buy?
DD: Minime Mouse..... hmm... Mickey Mouse... hmmm... Donald Duck... Goofy... Pluto
Me: WOw.. you are going to buy so many, mummy take your ang pao $ to buy?
DD: Yes!
:love: Glad she still loves her daddy even though he is the discipline master. She doesn't like to go shopping with him though.. haha -
mambobb:
My DH's bday is today. Told my DD yesterday in the car.
Happy birthday to ur DH. -
smurf:
:lol: Fortunately you did not associate it with the word '妈' too, if not, it'll be even more hilarious! :rotflmao:Was using siwukuaidu Chinese book to teach ds1 some Chinese words, as he is very poor in Chinese.
We were at lesson 4 or 5, there is a word called 牛, so I associate this word with 奶. So I asked him, what do you drink sometimes? So he answered 牛奶. Very good right?
Ok, we went on to another page, the word is 大牛.
He mixed up 牛and 奶.
Smurf: what is this? (pointing to 大牛)
Ds1: erm, erm, 大......奶!
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There was a Malay wedding going on at the void deck, innocent DS1 wanted to know what’s going on…..
DS1 : Mummy… y so noisy??!!
ME : Oh, there’s a Malay wedding.
DS1: What’s that??
ME : Wedding is when 2 people who likes each other a lot a lot and decided to get married and live together…like mummy and daddy.
Ah Mah : But before marriage, have to go par-tor 1st, like uncle and XX jie jie.
DS1 : Oh! Okay…(walk away with a satisfactory look)
Moments later, DS1 came running to me
DS1 : Mummy, can u go par-tor with me when I grow up??
ME : Y??!! :?
DS1 : Cos I like you a lot a lot and I want to marry u.
My heart melted….. :love:
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