Kids say the darnest things...

[ppnqq]

smurf:

Was using siwukuaidu Chinese book to teach ds1 some Chinese words, as he is very poor in Chinese.


We were at lesson 4 or 5, there is a word called 牛, so I associate this word with 奶. So I asked him, what do you drink sometimes? So he answered 牛奶. Very good right?

Ok, we went on to another page, the word is 大牛.

He mixed up 牛and 奶.

Smurf: what is this? (pointing to 大牛)
Ds1: erm, erm, 大......奶!

:lol: Fortunately you did not associate it with the word '妈' too, if not, it'll be even more hilarious! :rotflmao:

[kwk9060]

There was a Malay wedding going on at the void deck, innocent DS1 wanted to know what’s going on…..


DS1 : Mummy… y so noisy??!!
ME : Oh, there’s a Malay wedding.
DS1: What’s that??
ME : Wedding is when 2 people who likes each other a lot a lot and decided to get married and live together…like mummy and daddy.
Ah Mah : But before marriage, have to go par-tor 1st, like uncle and XX jie jie.
DS1 : Oh! Okay…(walk away with a satisfactory look)

Moments later, DS1 came running to me

DS1 : Mummy, can u go par-tor with me when I grow up??
ME : Y??!! :?
DS1 : Cos I like you a lot a lot and I want to marry u.

My heart melted….. :love:

[ANobleNerd]

When my eldest was in preschool and learning to spell, he learnt to spell mummy first.


One morning, while waiting for dh get ready for work, we played at spelling.

Me: So how do you spell mummy?
DS: M-U-M-M-Y
Me: Good boy! Do you think you can spell daddy?
DS: D...?
Me (encouragingly): Yes...
DS (with confidence and flourish): D-U-M-M-Y!

[MummyThreeStreams]

ANobleNerd:

When my eldest was in preschool and learning to spell, he learnt to spell mummy first.


One morning, while waiting for dh get ready for work, we played at spelling.

Me: So how do you spell mummy?
DS: M-U-M-M-Y
Me: Good boy! Do you think you can spell daddy?
DS: D...?
Me (encouragingly): Yes...
DS (with confidence and flourish): D-U-M-M-Y!

Hilarious!

[Sun_2010]

ANobleNerd:

When my eldest was in preschool and learning to spell, he learnt to spell mummy first.


One morning, while waiting for dh get ready for work, we played at spelling.

Me: So how do you spell mummy?
DS: M-U-M-M-Y
Me: Good boy! Do you think you can spell daddy?
DS: D...?
Me (encouragingly): Yes...
DS (with confidence and flourish): D-U-M-M-Y!

:celebrate:

[mambobb]

BlurBee:

mambobb:

My DH's bday is today. Told my DD yesterday in the car.

Happy birthday to ur DH.

Thks.. but I think it was quite sad for him, no celebration though. He work nite shift.. and my dear DD still asked me yesterday did I buy any birthday cake for daddy. :love: told her will buy one this wkend.

[mambobb]

ANobleNerd:

When my eldest was in preschool and learning to spell, he learnt to spell mummy first.


One morning, while waiting for dh get ready for work, we played at spelling.

Me: So how do you spell mummy?
DS: M-U-M-M-Y
Me: Good boy! Do you think you can spell daddy?
DS: D...?
Me (encouragingly): Yes...
DS (with confidence and flourish): D-U-M-M-Y!

:rotflmao:

[thebusybee]

While driving past kk hospital, dh asked 3.5 ds what place is that.


I gave him hint that it’s the place where ambulance goes, he instantly said:
‘ambulance station!’

[Funz]

Overheard this conversation between my 2 kiddos that was carried out in whispered tones.


DD : you know you cannot use the F word
DS : yah that F word is a very bad word
DD : yah you cannot scold people using that word it is very rude
Me (getting alarmed) : ummm what F word are you talking about? Where did you hear it from?
DS : it is a very bad word
DD : yah very bad
Me : ok yah a very bad F word so what is it?
DD : oredi say very bad word lah mummy, cannot say it out
DS : yah don't make us say it cos it is very very rude
Me : ok, you don't have to say it, how about you spell it?
DD looked at DS and vice versa
DD : ok.....
DS looking on at DD with big saucer eyes
DD : F - A - T!
DS : so bad right mummy?

:faint:

[buds]

Cute!!! :rotflmao: