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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      ANobleNerd
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      When my eldest was in preschool and learning to spell, he learnt to spell mummy first.


      One morning, while waiting for dh get ready for work, we played at spelling.

      Me: So how do you spell mummy?
      DS: M-U-M-M-Y
      Me: Good boy! Do you think you can spell daddy?
      DS: D...?
      Me (encouragingly): Yes...
      DS (with confidence and flourish): D-U-M-M-Y!

      πŸ‘…

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        MummyThreeStreams
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        ANobleNerd:
        When my eldest was in preschool and learning to spell, he learnt to spell mummy first.


        One morning, while waiting for dh get ready for work, we played at spelling.

        Me: So how do you spell mummy?
        DS: M-U-M-M-Y
        Me: Good boy! Do you think you can spell daddy?
        DS: D...?
        Me (encouragingly): Yes...
        DS (with confidence and flourish): D-U-M-M-Y!

        πŸ‘…
        Hilarious!

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          Sun_2010
          last edited by

          ANobleNerd:
          When my eldest was in preschool and learning to spell, he learnt to spell mummy first.


          One morning, while waiting for dh get ready for work, we played at spelling.

          Me: So how do you spell mummy?
          DS: M-U-M-M-Y
          Me: Good boy! Do you think you can spell daddy?
          DS: D...?
          Me (encouragingly): Yes...
          DS (with confidence and flourish): D-U-M-M-Y!

          πŸ‘…
          :celebrate:

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            mambobb
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            BlurBee:
            mambobb:

            My DH's bday is today. Told my DD yesterday in the car.


            Happy birthday to ur DH.

            Thks.. but I think it was quite sad for him, no celebration though. He work nite shift.. and my dear DD still asked me yesterday did I buy any birthday cake for daddy. :love: told her will buy one this wkend.

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              mambobb
              last edited by

              ANobleNerd:
              When my eldest was in preschool and learning to spell, he learnt to spell mummy first.


              One morning, while waiting for dh get ready for work, we played at spelling.

              Me: So how do you spell mummy?
              DS: M-U-M-M-Y
              Me: Good boy! Do you think you can spell daddy?
              DS: D...?
              Me (encouragingly): Yes...
              DS (with confidence and flourish): D-U-M-M-Y!

              πŸ‘…
              :rotflmao:

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                thebusybee
                last edited by

                While driving past kk hospital, dh asked 3.5 ds what place is that.


                I gave him hint that it’s the place where ambulance goes, he instantly said:
                β€˜ambulance station!’

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                  Funz
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                  Overheard this conversation between my 2 kiddos that was carried out in whispered tones.


                  DD : you know you cannot use the F word
                  DS : yah that F word is a very bad word
                  DD : yah you cannot scold people using that word it is very rude
                  Me (getting alarmed) : ummm what F word are you talking about? Where did you hear it from?
                  DS : it is a very bad word
                  DD : yah very bad
                  Me : ok yah a very bad F word so what is it?
                  DD : oredi say very bad word lah mummy, cannot say it out
                  DS : yah don't make us say it cos it is very very rude
                  Me : ok, you don't have to say it, how about you spell it?
                  DD looked at DS and vice versa
                  DD : ok.....
                  DS looking on at DD with big saucer eyes
                  DD : F - A - T!
                  DS : so bad right mummy?

                  :faint:

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                    buds
                    last edited by

                    Cute!!! :rotflmao:

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                      buds
                      last edited by

                      ANobleNerd:
                      When my eldest was in preschool and learning to spell, he learnt to spell mummy first.


                      One morning, while waiting for dh get ready for work, we played at spelling.

                      Me: So how do you spell mummy?
                      DS: M-U-M-M-Y
                      Me: Good boy! Do you think you can spell daddy?
                      DS: D...?
                      Me (encouragingly): Yes...
                      DS (with confidence and flourish): D-U-M-M-Y!

                      πŸ‘…
                      Aaww. Poor dadda.. :snuggles:

                      But terribly funny.. i'm in stitches over this! :rotflmao:

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                        jtoh
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                        ANobleNerd:
                        When my eldest was in preschool and learning to spell, he learnt to spell mummy first.


                        One morning, while waiting for dh get ready for work, we played at spelling.

                        Me: So how do you spell mummy?
                        DS: M-U-M-M-Y
                        Me: Good boy! Do you think you can spell daddy?
                        DS: D...?
                        Me (encouragingly): Yes...
                        DS (with confidence and flourish): D-U-M-M-Y!

                        πŸ‘…
                        hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

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