Only ACS boys worth dating, says teacher
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rosemummy:
:!: :stupid:
Those friends of mine who have husbands who are ACS boys were always complaining how they mess up with simple tasks at home, like sending the kids to school (without the school bag).
Hahahaha! My FIL did that once! But he was from a certain Chinese school (NOT Anglo-Chinese School)... -
Alternative Cyber News (ACN) 21 Apr 2110 SINGAPORE - A relief anthropologist made news today, claiming that \"Only ACS boys are worth dating\". The reason, she explained, was that the carbon half-life of former ACS boys' fossils is unusually short, making it necessary to for researchers to hasten their studies on the unique breed of \"rich, spoilt, pampered, arrogant but NEVER ugly, cowardly, disloyal, stupid, dumb\" humans before they are lost to history.
This group is of particular interest to scientists trying to isolate and recreate the specific DNA strands that characterise ACS boys. The species was lost in an ill-fated attempt to grow the ACS gene pool back in 2011, by a then relief teacher who insisted on only socialising with this elite group of humans. Unfortunately, ACS boys also insisted on only procreating with girls who do not take them as trophy boyfriends. The vicious cycle that ensued ended with ACS boys becoming an endangered species, resulting in St Andrew's boys taking over the world.
It is hoped that the research will bring back PSLE to Primary Schools, which was abolished when it was deemed no longer socially attractive to score above 260 in the examinations. This reporter will continue to bring you UP to speed AND ON the ball with these exciting developments. -
I did not read in details; another case of elitism ?
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starlight1968sg:
I did not read in details; another case of elitism ?
No lah... Simple case of fetishism. Not that serious. Can happen with chocolate or strawberries too or socks. -
Chenonceau:
No lah... Simple case of fetishism. Not that serious. Can happen with chocolate or strawberries too or socks.
*LOL* ACS badge used to be a collector's item coz it cost a few times a typical school badge.
Perhaps it's about time they start using embossed school socks for this 'special' group of admirers!!
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Nebbermind:
:rotflmao:Chenonceau:
No lah... Simple case of fetishism. Not that serious. Can happen with chocolate or strawberries too or socks.
*LOL* ACS badge used to be a collector's item coz it cost a few times a typical school badge.
Perhaps it's about time they start using embossed school socks for this 'special' group of admirers!! -
ChiefKiasu:
:rotflmao:Alternative Cyber News (ACN) 21 Apr 2110 SINGAPORE - A relief anthropologist made news today, claiming that \"Only ACS boys are worth dating\". The reason, she explained, was that the carbon half-life of former ACS boys' fossils is unusually short, making it necessary to for researchers to hasten their studies on the unique breed of \"rich, spoilt, pampered, arrogant but NEVER ugly, cowardly, disloyal, stupid, dumb\" humans before they are lost to history.
This group is of particular interest to scientists trying to isolate and recreate the specific DNA strands that characterise ACS boys. The species was lost in an ill-fated attempt to grow the ACS gene pool back in 2011, by a then relief teacher who insisted on only socialising with this elite group of humans. Unfortunately, ACS boys also insisted on only procreating with girls who do not take them as trophy boyfriends. The vicious cycle that ensued ended with ACS boys becoming an endangered species, resulting in St Andrew's boys taking over the world.
It is hoped that the research will bring back PSLE to Primary Schools, which was abolished when it was deemed no longer socially attractive to score above 260 in the examinations. This reporter will continue to bring you UP to speed AND ON the ball with these exciting developments. -
Haha...v. funny, Chief...you not scared you'll be :clubmyself: :nunchuk: by the influential ACS community?
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i3mum:
Imitation LV bag provides quite good value for money I think.....
and that St Andrews boys are 'imitated goods of ACS(I)'.
Up And On! -
ChiefKiasu:
OMG! :rotflmao:Alternative Cyber News (ACN) 21 Apr 2110 SINGAPORE - A relief anthropologist made news today, claiming that \"Only ACS boys are worth dating\". The reason, she explained, was that the carbon half-life of former ACS boys' fossils is unusually short, making it necessary to for researchers to hasten their studies on the unique breed of \"rich, spoilt, pampered, arrogant but NEVER ugly, cowardly, disloyal, stupid, dumb\" humans before they are lost to history.
This group is of particular interest to scientists trying to isolate and recreate the specific DNA strands that characterise ACS boys. The species was lost in an ill-fated attempt to grow the ACS gene pool back in 2011, by a then relief teacher who insisted on only socialising with this elite group of humans. Unfortunately, ACS boys also insisted on only procreating with girls who do not take them as trophy boyfriends. The vicious cycle that ensued ended with ACS boys becoming an endangered species, resulting in St Andrew's boys taking over the world.
It is hoped that the research will bring back PSLE to Primary Schools, which was abolished when it was deemed no longer socially attractive to score above 260 in the examinations. This reporter will continue to bring you UP to speed AND ON the ball with these exciting developments.
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