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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • M Offline
      MrsSeah
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      WCW:
      Me: Do u want cheese or chocolate or (kk ask him) mommy?

      DS: Mommy lor
      Me: Why?
      DS: Coz mommy will buy both cheese and chocolcate for me
      :faint:
      So CLEVER!!!!

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        jtoh
        last edited by

        WCW:
        DS: mommy, what is the meaning of foresee?

        Me: to see or know beforehand
        DS: ok, i foresee mommy will be buying me toys soon (then he smiled cheekily)
        :faint:
        :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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          Carrot_55
          last edited by

          Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.

          dd: why is water good?
          Me: hmm…cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system… See… Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple…you want to be pretty girl rite?
          dd: I’m already very pretty. So I dun need so much water!

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            tankee
            last edited by

            Last night, overheard my P2 DS speaking


            "My school is so kiasu, gives us so much homework … "
            after a pasue "but i do not blame the school. You know why … it’s my daddy that put me there, he is so kiasuparent"

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              MrsSeah
              last edited by

              tankee:
              Last night, overheard my P2 DS speaking


              \"My school is so kiasu, gives us so much homework ...... \"
              after a pasue \"but i do not blame the school. You know why .... it's my daddy that put me there, he is so kiasuparent\"
              LOL!!! :rotflmao:

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                MrsSeah
                last edited by

                Carrot_55:
                Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.

                dd: why is water good?
                Me: hmm..cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system.. See.. Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple..you want to be pretty girl rite?
                dd: I'm already very pretty. So I dun need so much water!
                :rotflmao:

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                  smartmummy
                  last edited by

                  Carrot_55:
                  Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.

                  dd: why is water good?
                  Me: hmm..cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system.. See.. Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple..you want to be pretty girl rite?
                  dd: I'm already very pretty. So I dun need so much water!
                  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                    smartmummy
                    last edited by

                    WCW:
                    DS: mommy, what is the meaning of foresee?

                    Me: to see or know beforehand
                    DS: ok, i foresee mommy will be buying me toys soon (then he smiled cheekily)
                    :faint:
                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                      smartmummy
                      last edited by

                      WCW:
                      Me: Do u want cheese or chocolate or (kk ask him) mommy?

                      DS: Mommy lor
                      Me: Why?
                      DS: Coz mommy will buy both cheese and chocolcate for me
                      :faint:
                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                        autumnbronze
                        last edited by

                        Today, while having lunch .....


                        DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

                        Me: :yikes: then :faint:

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