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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • tankeeT
      tankee
      last edited by

      Last night, overheard my P2 DS speaking


      "My school is so kiasu, gives us so much homework … "
      after a pasue "but i do not blame the school. You know why … it’s my daddy that put me there, he is so kiasuparent"

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        MrsSeah
        last edited by

        tankee:
        Last night, overheard my P2 DS speaking


        \"My school is so kiasu, gives us so much homework ...... \"
        after a pasue \"but i do not blame the school. You know why .... it's my daddy that put me there, he is so kiasuparent\"
        LOL!!! :rotflmao:

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          MrsSeah
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          Carrot_55:
          Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.

          dd: why is water good?
          Me: hmm..cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system.. See.. Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple..you want to be pretty girl rite?
          dd: I'm already very pretty. So I dun need so much water!
          :rotflmao:

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            smartmummy
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            Carrot_55:
            Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.

            dd: why is water good?
            Me: hmm..cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system.. See.. Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple..you want to be pretty girl rite?
            dd: I'm already very pretty. So I dun need so much water!
            :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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              smartmummy
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              WCW:
              DS: mommy, what is the meaning of foresee?

              Me: to see or know beforehand
              DS: ok, i foresee mommy will be buying me toys soon (then he smiled cheekily)
              :faint:
              :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                smartmummy
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                WCW:
                Me: Do u want cheese or chocolate or (kk ask him) mommy?

                DS: Mommy lor
                Me: Why?
                DS: Coz mommy will buy both cheese and chocolcate for me
                :faint:
                :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                  autumnbronze
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                  Today, while having lunch .....


                  DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

                  Me: :yikes: then :faint:

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                    smartmummy
                    last edited by

                    tankee:
                    Last night, overheard my P2 DS speaking


                    \"My school is so kiasu, gives us so much homework ...... \"
                    after a pasue \"but i do not blame the school. You know why .... it's my daddy that put me there, he is so kiasuparent\"
                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                    • ChiefKiasuC
                      ChiefKiasu
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                      autumnbronze:
                      Today, while having lunch .....


                      DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

                      Me: :yikes: then :faint:
                      Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze πŸ™‚

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                        schweppes
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                        ChiefKiasu:
                        autumnbronze:

                        Today, while having lunch .....


                        DS: Mummi, why is my chest flat and yours look like mountains

                        Me: :yikes: then :faint:

                        Now you are making us all curious about what you look like, autumnbronze πŸ™‚

                        Well... must say that our dear autumnbronze does look Va-va-voom :preen:

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