Kids say the darnest things...

[BlurBee]

WCW:

DS: mommy, i will be a doctor when i grow up

Me: why?
DS: mommy n daddy will not be sick
:love:

Oh another lovely son. :love:

[smartmummy]

ChiefKiasu:

Mrs CKS: Come here. Since you are going to be in P1, I'm going to teach you to be independent, OK?

Ms CKS: Oh OK.
Mrs CKS: In P1, I'll teach you to sweep the floor.
Ms CKS: Yes! I like to sweep the floor.
Mrs CKS: In P2, I'll teach you to mop the floor.
Ms CKS: Mop the floor, yes! I love mopping the floor.
Mrs CKS: In P3, I'll teach you to hang the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yes!
Mrs CKS: In P4, I'll teach you to wash the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yippee! I can use the washing machine!
Mrs CKS: In P5, I'll teach you to iron the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yeah!
Mrs CKS: In P6, I'll teach you to cook.
Ms CKS: Yeah, yummy!
Mrs CKS: ...
Ms CKS: So what will you teach me in Sec 1?
CKS: Um, you'll already know how to do everything. So you will do it all lor. :evil:
Ms CKS: What?! You treat me like the maid?!
CKS & Mrs CKS: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[MrsSeah]

WCW:

Me: Do u want cheese or chocolate or (kk ask him) mommy?

DS: Mommy lor
Me: Why?
DS: Coz mommy will buy both cheese and chocolcate for me
:faint:

So CLEVER!!!!

[jtoh]

WCW:

DS: mommy, what is the meaning of foresee?

Me: to see or know beforehand
DS: ok, i foresee mommy will be buying me toys soon (then he smiled cheekily)
:faint:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Carrot_55]

Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.

dd: why is water good?
Me: hmm…cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system… See… Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple…you want to be pretty girl rite?
dd: I’m already very pretty. So I dun need so much water!

[tankee]

Last night, overheard my P2 DS speaking


"My school is so kiasu, gives us so much homework … "
after a pasue "but i do not blame the school. You know why … it’s my daddy that put me there, he is so kiasuparent"

[MrsSeah]

tankee:

Last night, overheard my P2 DS speaking


\"My school is so kiasu, gives us so much homework ...... \"
after a pasue \"but i do not blame the school. You know why .... it's my daddy that put me there, he is so kiasuparent\"

LOL!!! :rotflmao:

[MrsSeah]

Carrot_55:

Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.

dd: why is water good?
Me: hmm..cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system.. See.. Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple..you want to be pretty girl rite?
dd: I'm already very pretty. So I dun need so much water!

:rotflmao:

[smartmummy]

Carrot_55:

Me: baby, u must drink more water ok? Is good for u.

dd: why is water good?
Me: hmm..cos water is a healthy drink and it cleanse ur body system.. See.. Mummy drink lots of water everyday so mummy got no pimple..you want to be pretty girl rite?
dd: I'm already very pretty. So I dun need so much water!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[smartmummy]

WCW:

DS: mommy, what is the meaning of foresee?

Me: to see or know beforehand
DS: ok, i foresee mommy will be buying me toys soon (then he smiled cheekily)
:faint:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: