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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      Funguy71
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      Eagle-Ladybird:
      yes, sweetest thing in my ilfe. My wife asked how does it feel to have 2 women fighting over me - I said \"great\" (it's an ego thing for man, isn't it :oops: )

      Lol... Same boat!

      My daughter likes to lie on my pillow. My wife always try to stop her from doing so. She said,\"Eeee... use your own pillow! Don't ever use others pillow! Not hygiene you know, naughty gal!\" My daughter replied,\"Got daddy smell. I love it!\" Wife :faint: :stupid: ... šŸ˜‰

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        Andaiz
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        Eagle-Ladybird:
        yes, sweetest thing in my ilfe. My wife asked how does it feel to have 2 women fighting over me - I said \"great\" (it's an ego thing for man, isn't it :oops: )

        Hehe, Eagle-Ladybird, thought you were a mummy, just like winth. Sorry about that!

        My dd3 says this to her daddy too \"I want to marry you, daddy...\" and just last night fashioned a ring from a strip of paper and asked coyly (wide-eyed and all) \"can you put the ring on me?\" 😢 😢

        of course, DH was grinning the whole time whilst gently telling her,\"no, precious, Daddy married Mummy already...can only have one wife\"

        then she said without skipping a bit, \"then when mummy grows old and die already, you'd marry me?\"
        :!:

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          en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg
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          [quote]then she said without skipping a bit, \"then when mummy grows old and die already, you'd marry me?\" [/quote]
          I tried hard not to laugh but can't help myself to :rotflmao:

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            Andaiz
            last edited by

            EN:


            I tried hard not to laugh but can't help myself to :rotflmao:
            It's okay, EN...I can't help myself - don't quite know to 😢 or šŸ˜‰ ...actually more :roll:

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              kuzco
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              Andaiz:
              then she said without skipping a bit, \"then when mummy grows old and die already, you'd marry me?\"

              :!:
              I couldn't help laughing out loud. :rotflmao:

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                Mum_2Gals
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                Just to share:


                My 2+yrs old dd likes to place her toys all over the place.

                Me: Why I always need to clean up toys?
                dd: because you're a good girl.
                Me: :roll:

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                  Eagle-Ladybird
                  last edited by

                  Andaiz:


                  Hehe, Eagle-Ladybird, thought you were a mummy, just like winth. Sorry about that!
                  No worries.

                  My wife thinks it's gotta do with my nick. Actually, Eagle is my son, and Ladybird is my daughter. As to how they got these names . . . that's another story, in another thread/section !

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                    buds
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                    After i was discharged from hospital

                    few days ago, my DD2 asked me :

                    DD2 : Mummy, what is nah?

                    Me : Hmmm.. 😐

                    DD1 : Yah, DD2 said she saw
                    it on your bag that you brought
                    back from hospital.

                    Me : :whut:

                    DD2 : There... that's how it's spelt.
                    DD2 : N.... U.... H.....

                    Me : :!:

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                      concern2
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                      :rotflmao:


                      Buds, you were in hospitalized? sori, must have missed it if you had mentioned it before. Hope you are fine now!

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                        buds
                        last edited by

                        Yes, i was but now back home already.

                        The final verdict still not out yet as of
                        at the point of discharge. There are
                        still many follow-ups awaiting... 😢

                        So technically, i'm not fully fine yet lar.. šŸ˜ž

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