Kids say the darnest things...
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Eagle-Ladybird:
yes, sweetest thing in my ilfe. My wife asked how does it feel to have 2 women fighting over me - I said \"great\" (it's an ego thing for man, isn't it :oops: )
Hehe, Eagle-Ladybird, thought you were a mummy, just like winth. Sorry about that!
My dd3 says this to her daddy too \"I want to marry you, daddy...\" and just last night fashioned a ring from a strip of paper and asked coyly (wide-eyed and all) \"can you put the ring on me?\"
of course, DH was grinning the whole time whilst gently telling her,\"no, precious, Daddy married Mummy already...can only have one wife\"
then she said without skipping a bit, \"then when mummy grows old and die already, you'd marry me?\"
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[quote]then she said without skipping a bit, \"then when mummy grows old and die already, you'd marry me?\" [/quote]
I tried hard not to laugh but can't help myself to :rotflmao: -
EN:
It's okay, EN...I can't help myself - don't quite know to
I tried hard not to laugh but can't help myself to :rotflmao: or 
...actually more :roll:
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Andaiz:
I couldn't help laughing out loud. :rotflmao:then she said without skipping a bit, \"then when mummy grows old and die already, you'd marry me?\"
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Just to share:
My 2+yrs old dd likes to place her toys all over the place.
Me: Why I always need to clean up toys?
dd: because you're a good girl.
Me: :roll: -
Andaiz:
No worries.
Hehe, Eagle-Ladybird, thought you were a mummy, just like winth. Sorry about that!
My wife thinks it's gotta do with my nick. Actually, Eagle is my son, and Ladybird is my daughter. As to how they got these names . . . that's another story, in another thread/section ! -
After i was discharged from hospital
few days ago, my DD2 asked me :
DD2 : Mummy, what is nah?
Me : Hmmm..
DD1 : Yah, DD2 said she saw
it on your bag that you brought
back from hospital.
Me : :whut:
DD2 : There... that's how it's spelt.
DD2 : N.... U.... H.....
Me : :!: -
:rotflmao:
Buds, you were in hospitalized? sori, must have missed it if you had mentioned it before. Hope you are fine now! -
Yes, i was but now back home already.
The final verdict still not out yet as of
at the point of discharge. There are
still many follow-ups awaiting...
So technically, i'm not fully fine yet lar..
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This happened today at lunch in the house..
DD2's eyes were glued to the TV monitor in
the living room. I was accompanying her eat
lunch while reviewing a mock test paper rcvd
from DD1's school which was excellently done.
Me : See. Your sister has finished her food so
she can get some break time before homework
time kicks in. Try to finish up your food quickly.
And watch what you're doing lest you spill your
food or drinks.
DD2 : I know.. :roll:
Right after i said it, the bowl catapulted and its
contents dropped all over the table, chair (seat),
the carpet and the floor. :roll:
Me : See, i just told you.. ( Begin to pick up the
mess)
Me : Oh golly! You made a mess of the seat, girl.
Me : And you know daddy just had it done right.. Uh-oh!
DD2 : Yeah, daddy's gonna kill me awrite...
Me : I'm helping you clear up here. Mebbe it won't
turn out that bad if you practise the \"Honesty is the
best policy\" thingy..
DD2 : What does honesty mean?
DD1 : Means you don't lie. So you're still gonna die..
DD2 : You mean tell daddy the truth?
Me : Yes, own up to him... at least before he sees it
and gets all riled up. We all promised to take care of
the house property, right?
Me : Even if he might be a little angry with you for
causing the stain, at least he knows you're good
enuf not to lie to him about it... or wait till he
sees it and asks you about it. Then, it might
be too late.
DD2 : Ok then.. (nonchalantly got up to so-call tell..)
Me : Hey, daddy just got back from work and is sleeping.
I don't think it's wise to tell him now, cos he just managed
to doze off after working night.
Me : Mebbe later? :idea:
DD2 : Sleeping? Haiyah... :?
DD2 : But mummy, since he's sleeping even better...
DD2 : I can just whisper softly to him in his ear...
DD2 : So later when he gets up, he won't be angry.
Me : Uhmm... I don't think he'd hear your admission.
DD2 : But the point is, i DID tell him. I practised the
\"Honesty is the best policy\" thing you just said.. In fact,
i tell him straight away even.. You come see me whisper
it so you can tell him i DID say sorry for doing it, so you're
being honest too, won't you mummy..
Me : :faint:
*I explained to her later about the part where the person
she has to own up to has to be conscious... :P*
*She said her sorries like this.. :please: daddy, i'm very
sorry.. It was an accident. I wasn't looking.. It was my
fault, but mummy cleaned it up... already.
:lol:
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