Kids say the darnest things...
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I wanted to show some concern as DS3 CA1 is near.
Me: How's your school work coming along?
DS3: Good
Me: Do you have lots of hw?
DS3: sort of.
Me: so have you completed them (Never see DS3 doing any at all)
DS3: Some done and some not yet.
Me: :skeptical: Can you cope?
DS3: :lightrod: Yes
Me: Do you need tuition?
DS3: :lightrod: No..... :scratchhead: Errrr since all my friends have tuition and I don't need any... why don't you give me the money that you save (from spending on tuition)? :evil:
Me: :slapshead: -
riccsal:
Lol! Yes, I had this episode too! My hubby and I addressed each other as \"dear dear\". During those early days, my child would call out my hubby as \"dear dear\"! To curb this, we ended up addressing each other as \"mummy\" or \"papa\" for a long while.my kids one day call me 'dear', just like how my wife call me
I feel its funny -
Chenonceau:
:goodpost:
:love: :love: :love:sleepy:
dd2 saw me pillow my head on dh's big belly. Not looking quite agreeable, she commented
dd: You know he is mine, right?
me: Nope, he is mine. I met him much earlier than you did.
dd: But we've a stronger relationship.
me: Why so?
dd: Husband can change, daddy cannot change. -
Here's the new trick question of the day (from the kids):
DS: I can make you forget about the box.
Me: What box?
DS: There!!
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One day......
Kid2 : Ma? What has flowers got to do with AIDS?
Me : ….. huh?
he points to the TV ….
and there it was , the trailer for TALKING POINT : Removing the STIGMA – a discussion about removing the HIV/AIDS stigma at the workplace…….
He learnt a homonym that day. -
concern2:
Here's the new trick question of the day (from the kids):
DS: I can make you forget about the box.
Me: What box?
DS: There!!
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During lunch at a chinese restaurant, my P1 DD suddenly asked me:
DD: Mummy, how come Chor Chor (great grandma)'s husband had alot of sperms?
Me :shock: : Why did you ask that?
DD: Cos Chor Chor has many children and you need sperms to have children right?
Me: Where did you learn that from?
DD: I read it from the encyclopedia
After some thought, DD whispered into my ears and giggled \" I think Daddy does not have much sperm.\"
DD is the only child at home. -
Super Mama:
During lunch at a top notch chinese restaurant, my P1 DD asked me:
DD: Mummy, how come Chor Chor (great grandma)'s husband had alot of sperms?
Me :shock: : Why did you ask that?
DD: Cos Chor Chor has many children and you need sperms to have children right?
Me: Where did you learn that from?
DD: I read it from the encyclopedia
After some thought, DD whispered into my ears and giggled \" I think Daddy does not have much sperm.\"
DD is the only child at home. she's so cute.
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Last night, my 3plus year old DD told me...
\"When you drink dirty water, you get dirty.\"
and i thought she knew it and wanted to say diarrhea.
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DD,\"Mommy, Singapore is very small.\"
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"Singapore is a little red dot\".
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"So... how do you stand on a little red dot?\"
:roll:
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