Kids say the darnest things...
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One day......
Kid2 : Ma? What has flowers got to do with AIDS?
Me : ….. huh?
he points to the TV ….
and there it was , the trailer for TALKING POINT : Removing the STIGMA – a discussion about removing the HIV/AIDS stigma at the workplace…….
He learnt a homonym that day. -
concern2:
Here's the new trick question of the day (from the kids):
DS: I can make you forget about the box.
Me: What box?
DS: There!!
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During lunch at a chinese restaurant, my P1 DD suddenly asked me:
DD: Mummy, how come Chor Chor (great grandma)'s husband had alot of sperms?
Me :shock: : Why did you ask that?
DD: Cos Chor Chor has many children and you need sperms to have children right?
Me: Where did you learn that from?
DD: I read it from the encyclopedia
After some thought, DD whispered into my ears and giggled \" I think Daddy does not have much sperm.\"
DD is the only child at home. -
Super Mama:
During lunch at a top notch chinese restaurant, my P1 DD asked me:
DD: Mummy, how come Chor Chor (great grandma)'s husband had alot of sperms?
Me :shock: : Why did you ask that?
DD: Cos Chor Chor has many children and you need sperms to have children right?
Me: Where did you learn that from?
DD: I read it from the encyclopedia
After some thought, DD whispered into my ears and giggled \" I think Daddy does not have much sperm.\"
DD is the only child at home. she's so cute.
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Last night, my 3plus year old DD told me...
\"When you drink dirty water, you get dirty.\"
and i thought she knew it and wanted to say diarrhea.
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DD,\"Mommy, Singapore is very small.\"
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"Singapore is a little red dot\".
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"So... how do you stand on a little red dot?\"
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concern2:
good qn.How come we live in a little red dot :?DD,\"Mommy, Singapore is very small.\"
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"Singapore is a little red dot\".
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"So... how do you stand on a little red dot?\"
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smartmummy:
Well, perhaps we should be glad that it is still 'red' cos someone warned that we could one day be living on a 'black' dot.
good qn.How come we live in a little red dot :?concern2:
DD,\"Mommy, Singapore is very small.\"
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"Singapore is a little red dot\".
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"So... how do you stand on a little red dot?\"
:roll:
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Talking about the little red dot, came across the noose, see below video, from 19:56 min onwards:
\"It stands for the forest fires in Indonesia\", but since Singapore is also a little red dot, \".. the smoke will also come to you ..\" :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXgQya1lDck&feature=related -
I was enjoying a night out with my 3 DSs and DS1's GF. At the mall, I saw some fixtures and fittings and told DS1 that both his GF and he should pay attention to get some ideas how to do up their flat.
Me: These are beautiful. Just observe and have an idea what you want for your new flat.
GF: I want a big oven cos I want to cook.
DS3: Wow, with a big oven, I can bake cookies also.
GF: Yeah, we can bake cookies together. Shall we? :love:
DS1 :pokeeye: GF: Oi, who is going to be your husband?
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