Kids say the darnest things...

[concern2]

Here's the new trick question of the day (from the kids):


DS: I can make you forget about the box.
Me: What box?
DS: There!!

[CloudeeDaz]

One day......


Kid2 : Ma? What has flowers got to do with AIDS?
Me : ….. huh?
he points to the TV ….
and there it was , the trailer for TALKING POINT : Removing the STIGMA – a discussion about removing the HIV/AIDS stigma at the workplace…….

He learnt a homonym that day.

[tankee]

concern2:

Here's the new trick question of the day (from the kids):


DS: I can make you forget about the box.
Me: What box?
DS: There!!

:rotflmao:

[Super Mama]

During lunch at a chinese restaurant, my P1 DD suddenly asked me:


DD: Mummy, how come Chor Chor (great grandma)'s husband had alot of sperms?

Me :shock: : Why did you ask that?

DD: Cos Chor Chor has many children and you need sperms to have children right?

Me: Where did you learn that from?

DD: I read it from the encyclopedia

After some thought, DD whispered into my ears and giggled \" I think Daddy does not have much sperm.\"

DD is the only child at home.

[concern2]

Super Mama:

During lunch at a top notch chinese restaurant, my P1 DD asked me:


DD: Mummy, how come Chor Chor (great grandma)'s husband had alot of sperms?

Me :shock: : Why did you ask that?

DD: Cos Chor Chor has many children and you need sperms to have children right?

Me: Where did you learn that from?

DD: I read it from the encyclopedia

After some thought, DD whispered into my ears and giggled \" I think Daddy does not have much sperm.\"

DD is the only child at home.

she's so cute.

[dokomo]

Last night, my 3plus year old DD told me...


\"When you drink dirty water, you get dirty.\"
and i thought she knew it and wanted to say diarrhea.

[concern2]

DD,\"Mommy, Singapore is very small.\"

Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"Singapore is a little red dot\".
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"So... how do you stand on a little red dot?\"
:roll:

[smartmummy]

concern2:

DD,\"Mommy, Singapore is very small.\"

Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"Singapore is a little red dot\".
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"So... how do you stand on a little red dot?\"
:roll:

good qn.How come we live in a little red dot :?

[concern2]

smartmummy:

concern2:

DD,\"Mommy, Singapore is very small.\"

Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"Singapore is a little red dot\".
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"So... how do you stand on a little red dot?\"
:roll:

good qn.How come we live in a little red dot :?

Well, perhaps we should be glad that it is still 'red' cos someone warned that we could one day be living on a 'black' dot.

[concern2]

Talking about the little red dot, came across the noose, see below video, from 19:56 min onwards:


\"It stands for the forest fires in Indonesia\", but since Singapore is also a little red dot, \".. the smoke will also come to you ..\" :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXgQya1lDck&feature=related