Kids say the darnest things...

[concern2]

Super Mama:

During lunch at a top notch chinese restaurant, my P1 DD asked me:


DD: Mummy, how come Chor Chor (great grandma)'s husband had alot of sperms?

Me :shock: : Why did you ask that?

DD: Cos Chor Chor has many children and you need sperms to have children right?

Me: Where did you learn that from?

DD: I read it from the encyclopedia

After some thought, DD whispered into my ears and giggled \" I think Daddy does not have much sperm.\"

DD is the only child at home.

she's so cute.

[dokomo]

Last night, my 3plus year old DD told me...


\"When you drink dirty water, you get dirty.\"
and i thought she knew it and wanted to say diarrhea.

[concern2]

DD,\"Mommy, Singapore is very small.\"

Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"Singapore is a little red dot\".
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"So... how do you stand on a little red dot?\"
:roll:

[smartmummy]

concern2:

DD,\"Mommy, Singapore is very small.\"

Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"Singapore is a little red dot\".
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"So... how do you stand on a little red dot?\"
:roll:

good qn.How come we live in a little red dot :?

[concern2]

smartmummy:

concern2:

DD,\"Mommy, Singapore is very small.\"

Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"Singapore is a little red dot\".
Me, \"Yeah..\"
DD,\"So... how do you stand on a little red dot?\"
:roll:

good qn.How come we live in a little red dot :?

Well, perhaps we should be glad that it is still 'red' cos someone warned that we could one day be living on a 'black' dot.

[concern2]

Talking about the little red dot, came across the noose, see below video, from 19:56 min onwards:


\"It stands for the forest fires in Indonesia\", but since Singapore is also a little red dot, \".. the smoke will also come to you ..\" :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXgQya1lDck&feature=related

[tutormum]

I was enjoying a night out with my 3 DSs and DS1's GF. At the mall, I saw some fixtures and fittings and told DS1 that both his GF and he should pay attention to get some ideas how to do up their flat.


Me: These are beautiful. Just observe and have an idea what you want for your new flat.
GF: I want a big oven cos I want to cook.
DS3: Wow, with a big oven, I can bake cookies also.
GF: Yeah, we can bake cookies together. Shall we? :love:
DS1 :pokeeye: GF: Oi, who is going to be your husband?

[Sun_2010]

tutormum:

I was enjoying a night out with my 3 DSs and DS1's GF. At the mall, I saw some fixtures and fittings and told DS1 that both his GF and he should pay attention to get some ideas how to do up their flat.


Me: These are beautiful. Just observe and have an idea what you want for your new flat.
GF: I want a big oven cos I want to cook.
DS3: Wow, with a big oven, I can bake cookies also.
GF: Yeah, we can bake cookies together. Shall we? :love:
DS1 :pokeeye: GF: Oi, who is going to be your husband?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Tutormum, you are blessed that ur ds1 is having a gf who gels so well with the family :love:

[pinky]

overheard a primary school boy telling a joke to his mum:

A lawyer and doctor fell in love with the same girl. One day, the lawyer had to go on a overseas trip for 3 days so he gave 3 apples to the girl and asked her to eat 1 a day. "why?" asked the girl. The lawyer answered
"an apple a day keeps the doctor away"

[sassyfire]

One day before nap time my DS and I were playing goodie and baddie.

Me obviously the baddie.

Me: I am gonna use a big long tail to whack youuuuu!
DS: ahhh!!! Ahhh (giggles)… where is your tail?
Me: Here, can’t you seeeee (using funny voice)
And I pretended to ‘whip’ out a longg tail.

DS: What are you?
Me: I am er, ,er (lost for words), dunno, just something with a lonng longg tail!
DS: (Still giggling as I pretended to whack him)…are you a bear?
Me: No lah, bears have no tails what…(not thinking obviously)
DS: Have!!! Theirs is a short short one!
Me: (suddenly awake haha) oh oh…ya…ah…
DS: Mama, you not very very clever leh…

Me: …