Kids say the darnest things...

[jedamum]

NS Saga #1


ds1 (who is currently taking swimming lessons): is it true that if the soldier doesn't know how to swim, he will sit in the office to do office work?

me : ......

NS Saga #2

ds1: i don't want to grow up...

me : why?

ds1: i don't want to go NS.

me : why not? You will enjoy a lot of fun activities during NS.

ds1 : you didn't go NS, how you know?

me : ......

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jedamum, I like the saga number 2. :rotflmao:

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DH and me were preparing to go for dinner and dance. I told the kids that they had to stay at their grandparents place for the night. DS was not very happy with the situation. Besides sulking, his curiosity gets the better of him.


ME: Mummy & daddy going to dinner & dance. You will need to stay at grandparents place for the night.

DS: Can I come along?

ME: No, it is only meant for adult.

DS: It's not fair only adults can go to eat and dance.

DS: You keep on telling us to not move around while eating. Tell me, how do adults eat and dance at the same time?

ME: :rotflmao:

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DS was reading on piranha when I join him (me wearing a read t-shirt).


ds: If piranha sees you, it will create a feeding frenzy
me: hmmmm
ds: I've got a brilliant idea. Let's fly off to South America, create a feeding frenzy by dropping a bit of blood. When the fishes are in that stage, lets feed them bread. Can help to change their diet.
me: :siao:

[schellen]

jedamum:

NS Saga #1


ds1 (who is currently taking swimming lessons): is it true that if the soldier doesn't know how to swim, he will sit in the office to do office work?

me : ......

Can see that he's desperately trying to get out of any future activities that require him to be in the hot sun and sweating. :lol:

(Btw, I have the impression that guys who don't know how to swim will be made to learn, and better to learn now than in NS. Sit in the office to do office work is only for those guys who have some ailment that will make strenuous activity risky for their health, AFAIK.)

[jedamum]

EN:

Can help to change their diet.
me: :siao:

:!: :rotflmao:

schellen:

(Btw, I have the impression that guys who don't know how to swim will be made to learn, and better to learn now than in NS. Sit in the office to do office work is only for those guys who have some ailment that will make strenuous activity risky for their health, AFAIK.)

i think 'unfit' (underweight???) guys will be assigned office work ba. my bro is free from any ailment and was a clerk during his NS days.

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jedamum:

i think 'unfit' (underweight???) guys will be assigned office work ba. my bro is free from any ailment and was a clerk during his NS days.

Hmm... so your DS1 is using your bro as a \"role model\" and striving to be \"small and skinny\" (my DD1's exact words ) his whole life? :lol:

[jedamum]

schellen:

jedamum:

i think 'unfit' (underweight???) guys will be assigned office work ba. my bro is free from any ailment and was a clerk during his NS days.

Hmm... so your DS1 is using your bro as a \"role model\" and striving to be \"small and skinny\" (my DD1's exact words ) his whole life? :lol:

i hope not!! :shock:
funny i have 2 boys who does not resemble each other both in behaviour and looks. ds2 is commando type...

[GreenQ]

DD: Mummy, why u didn’t change to touch screen hp?

Me: Don’t want la. You all always take photo with my hp. It will spoil soon.
DD: I like it! It won’t spoil. Mummy, pls…
Me: No.
DD: Why don’t u listen to me? Go stand at the corner there! (frown with smiley face…)
Me: :!:

[Muffins]

GreenQ:

DD: Mummy, why u didn't change to touch screen hp?

Me: Don't want la. You all always take photo with my hp. It will spoil soon.
DD: I like it! It won't spoil. Mummy, pls...
Me: No.
DD: Why don't u listen to me? Go stand at the corner there! (frown with smiley face...)
Me: :!:

WOW! He must be very determined to get what he wants! :D. Listening to all these stories, I don't think I want to get married when I am older! :!: