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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      buds
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      Nihauma:
      My dd is eight months old and is at the age where she puts everything in her mouth. She especially likes paper and cardboards.

      One evening, ds, 7, dd and I went to the park. Before we went out , I cooked dd's porridge on the slow cooker. When we got home I checked the mail box and found a lot of brochures. I commented: wa, so many brochures!
      Upon returning home, I checked the porridge and found it was not ready. I commented: aiya, porridge is not ready!
      Ds said to dd: mei mei, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is your porridge is not ready. The good news is you can eat all these papers. :faint:
      Aiyoh! Same! :slapshead: My 7mth old dragon_boi's favourite diet is also paper products! :hi5:

      🤷

      Cardboard books = Raw
      Papers = Medium rare
      Tissue = Well done

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        buds
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        *very loud farting sound*


        Everyone : Ewwww! :sick:

        DD2 : Was that you? :rant:

        Hubs : :whut: (With a :itwasntme: look) Excuse me?!
        Hubs : It's not me hokay! :roll:

        DD2 : Then why did you say excuse me?

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          mel2sg
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          I punished my boy for some mischiefs he did. After awhile & bathing him in toilet he tried to get back at me:


          Boy: I am very angry with you for punishing me

          Me: If you said that again, I will punish you more as you still do not understand your mistakes.

          Boy: Then I am angry with Mummy.

          Me: Blur…Why?

          Boy: I am angry with Mummy for marrying a fierce man.

          I dont know to be angry or happy with his comment.

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            concern2
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            buds:
            *very loud farting sound*


            Everyone : Ewwww! :sick:

            DD2 : Was that you? :rant:

            Hubs : :whut: (With a :itwasntme: look) Excuse me?!
            Hubs : It's not me hokay! :roll:

            DD2 : Then why did you say excuse me?
            😆 That was quick.

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              concern2
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              Recently there’s a lozenges ad on TV with a ‘Bruce Lee’ doing the characteristic high pitch scream. Last night I saw the ad for the first time and muttered,"What, like Li Xiao Long arh…" and DS exclaimed, " Ha? Lee Hsien Loong?? "


              LOL! Never knew their names sounded so similar until now…

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                Nihauma
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                buds:
                Nihauma:

                My dd is eight months old and is at the age where she puts everything in her mouth. She especially likes paper and cardboards.

                One evening, ds, 7, dd and I went to the park. Before we went out , I cooked dd's porridge on the slow cooker. When we got home I checked the mail box and found a lot of brochures. I commented: wa, so many brochures!
                Upon returning home, I checked the porridge and found it was not ready. I commented: aiya, porridge is not ready!
                Ds said to dd: mei mei, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is your porridge is not ready. The good news is you can eat all these papers. :faint:

                Aiyoh! Same! :slapshead: My 7mth old dragon_boi's favourite diet is also paper products! :hi5:

                🤷

                Cardboard books = Raw
                Papers = Medium rare
                Tissue = Well done

                Haha...nowadays papers taste better maybe? U try la...

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                  Nihauma
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                  At the rice stall…my son ordered his rice on his own for the first time.

                  Man: eat what?
                  Son: rice
                  Man: eat or tapao?
                  Son: eat here.
                  Man: what dishes do you want?
                  Son: potato
                  Man: what else?
                  Son: tofu
                  Man: what else?
                  Son: egg

                  Man scooped egg. Egg had some chili sauce on it

                  Son: i dont want chili.

                  Man very carefully scooped away the portion with chili.

                  Man: what else?
                  Son: put curry gravy on rice.

                  Man with question mark look: you said u dont eat chili but u want curry? Curry or black gravy?
                  Son: curry
                  Man: u very naughty ah!

                  The look on his face when my son said curry was priceless. I was busy laughing so I didnt explain to him that mmy son can only take a bit spicy and his curry not very spicy.

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                    concern2
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                    Nihauma:
                    At the rice stall...my son ordered his rice on his own for the first time.

                    Man: eat what?
                    Son: rice
                    Man: eat or tapao?
                    Son: eat here.
                    Man: what dishes do you want?
                    Son: potato
                    Man: what else?
                    Son: tofu
                    Man: what else?
                    Son: egg

                    Man scooped egg. Egg had some chili sauce on it

                    Son: i dont want chili.

                    Man very carefully scooped away the portion with chili.

                    Man: what else?
                    Son: put curry gravy on rice.

                    Man with question mark look: you said u dont eat chili but u want curry? Curry or black gravy?
                    Son: curry
                    Man: u very naughty ah!

                    The look on his face when my son said curry was priceless. I was busy laughing so I didnt explain to him that mmy son can only take a bit spicy and his curry not very spicy.
                    Awww, that's just so heart-warming! I like this uncle too, so friendly. Which stall is this?

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                      concern2
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                      Nihauma:
                      At the rice stall...my son ordered his rice on his own for the first time.

                      Man: eat what?
                      Son: rice
                      Man: eat or tapao?
                      Son: eat here.
                      Man: what dishes do you want?
                      Son: potato
                      Man: what else?
                      Son: tofu
                      Man: what else?
                      Son: egg

                      Man scooped egg. Egg had some chili sauce on it

                      Son: i dont want chili.

                      Man very carefully scooped away the portion with chili.

                      Man: what else?
                      Son: put curry gravy on rice.

                      Man with question mark look: you said u dont eat chili but u want curry? Curry or black gravy?
                      Son: curry
                      Man: u very naughty ah!

                      The look on his face when my son said curry was priceless. I was busy laughing so I didnt explain to him that mmy son can only take a bit spicy and his curry not very spicy.
                      Awww, that's just so heart-warming! I like this uncle too, so friendly. Which stall is this?

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                        Nihauma
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                        concern2:
                        Nihauma:

                        At the rice stall...my son ordered his rice on his own for the first time.

                        Man: eat what?
                        Son: rice
                        Man: eat or tapao?
                        Son: eat here.
                        Man: what dishes do you want?
                        Son: potato
                        Man: what else?
                        Son: tofu
                        Man: what else?
                        Son: egg

                        Man scooped egg. Egg had some chili sauce on it

                        Son: i dont want chili.

                        Man very carefully scooped away the portion with chili.

                        Man: what else?
                        Son: put curry gravy on rice.

                        Man with question mark look: you said u dont eat chili but u want curry? Curry or black gravy?
                        Son: curry
                        Man: u very naughty ah!

                        The look on his face when my son said curry was priceless. I was busy laughing so I didnt explain to him that mmy son can only take a bit spicy and his curry not very spicy.

                        Awww, that's just so heart-warming! I like this uncle too, so friendly. Which stall is this?

                        He is more gor gor than uncle...in taman jurong...

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