Kids say the darnest things...

[mother777]

ha ha ha… so sweet…

[concern2]

ScaredyMum:

Few years back, we were in Phuket for a holiday and saw a Tee that said \" I think he's a gay\".


Days later while queuing to board the plane back to SG, there was an Ang Moh in front of us. DS1 & DS2 were recalling some of the funny moments and DS2 suddenly said (rather loudly), \"I think he's a gay!\".

Ang Moh in front of us turned and took a look at DS with a stun.....

DH & me could hardly contain ourselves LOL!

:rotflmao:

That reminds me when I was a teenager having Mcdonald's with my sister, there was a family with young children sitting next to us.

There were 3 children, and one of them was counting, \"Monday we go xxx, Tuesday we do xxx, Wednesday.....Wednesday cannot, daddy and mummy make love...Thursday... \" :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

My sis and I stared at each other in disbelief, trying hard to suppress our laughter.

[AdonciaTang]

concern2:

ScaredyMum:

Few years back, we were in Phuket for a holiday and saw a Tee that said \" I think he's a gay\".


Days later while queuing to board the plane back to SG, there was an Ang Moh in front of us. DS1 & DS2 were recalling some of the funny moments and DS2 suddenly said (rather loudly), \"I think he's a gay!\".

Ang Moh in front of us turned and took a look at DS with a stun.....

DH & me could hardly contain ourselves LOL!

:rotflmao:

That reminds me when I was a teenager having Mcdonald's with my sister, there was a family with young children sitting next to us.

There were 3 children, and one of them was counting, \"Monday we go xxx, Tuesday we do xxx, Wednesday.....Wednesday cannot, daddy and mummy make love...Thursday... \" :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

My sis and I stared at each other in disbelief, trying hard to suppress our laughter.

LOL. :goodpost:

[AdonciaTang]

Yesterday, my cousins came over to my place to visit me and my family, especially to visit my boys. Youngest Cousin who is still in poly suddenly came running to me and ask me lend her my credit card to buy the Luo Zhi Xiang concert, and i said ok. After I gave her my details on the spot and everything was done, my youngest son looked at me and said,


Son : Mummy, Can i borrow your credit card too?
Me : Why do you need my credit card?
Son : To buy things also like Ah yi(my cousin)
Me : What do you have in mind? You are still a child and not working yet.
Son : I want to buy ipad mini. And I am not a child. (crossing his arms with his brows frowning)

He started dialing using the house phone.

Son : Daddy, Mummy said I am still a child. Please tell her we had a man to man talk yesterday, so I am a man not a child...

I am like................

[Ran1977]

AdonciaTang:

Yesterday, my cousins came over to my place to visit me and my family, especially to visit my boys. Youngest Cousin who is still in poly suddenly came running to me and ask me lend her my credit card to buy the Luo Zhi Xiang concert, and i said ok. After I gave her my details on the spot and everything was done, my youngest son looked at me and said,


Son : Mummy, Can i borrow your credit card too?
Me : Why do you need my credit card?
Son : To buy things also like Ah yi(my cousin)
Me : What do you have in mind? You are still a child and not working yet.
Son : I want to buy ipad mini. And I am not a child. (crossing his arms with his brows frowning)

He started dialing using the house phone.

Son : Daddy, Mummy said I am still a child. Please tell her we had a man to man talk yesterday, so I am a man not a child...

I am like................

:rotflmao:

[concern2]

Overheard kids' conversation:


DS: Who is the boss of the MRT huh?
DD: The one who says \"Doors closing..tee tee tee tee..\"

Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[2hotTOhandle]

My MIL had moved out and I wanted to ask my mum to move in to help with my 2 DDs. But I was too shy to ask so asked DD1 to ask her grandma.


Me: Can you ask porpor if she wants to move in with us?
DD1: You ask la. Mother and daughter no need to be shy!
Me: …

Another day, my mum asked DD1 to beg ah mah to move back in.

My mum: Why don’t you beg ah ma to come back home?
DD1: I’d rather beg you!

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…

[TheAnswer]

concern2:

Overheard kids' conversation:


DS: Who is the boss of the MRT huh?
DD: The one who says \"Doors closing..tee tee tee tee..\"

Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao:

[KSmom8]

Conversation between DS2 (5 years old) and me...


DS2: We should send Gor Gor (DS1 - 12 years old) to cooking class.
Me: Why?
DS2: So he can learn to cook Chicken Rice ( DS2's favorite food).
Me: Why don't you send me to cooking class then?
DS2: Noooo!!!
Me: Why???
DS2: Because .... I don't have a driving license!

It was tough keeping a straight face.... :rotflmao: I had to agree with his point.

[straffan23]

KSmom8:

Conversation between DS2 (5 years old) and me...


DS2: We should send Gor Gor (DS1 - 12 years old) to cooking class.
Me: Why?
DS2: So he can learn to cook Chicken Rice ( DS2's favorite food).
Me: Why don't you send me to cooking class then?
DS2: Noooo!!!
Me: Why???
DS2: Because .... I don't have a driving license!

It was tough keeping a straight face.... :rotflmao: I had to agree with his point.

:boogie: :boogie: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: