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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      AdonciaTang
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      Yesterday, my cousins came over to my place to visit me and my family, especially to visit my boys. Youngest Cousin who is still in poly suddenly came running to me and ask me lend her my credit card to buy the Luo Zhi Xiang concert, and i said ok. After I gave her my details on the spot and everything was done, my youngest son looked at me and said,


      Son : Mummy, Can i borrow your credit card too?
      Me : Why do you need my credit card?
      Son : To buy things also like Ah yi(my cousin)
      Me : What do you have in mind? You are still a child and not working yet.
      Son : I want to buy ipad mini. And I am not a child. (crossing his arms with his brows frowning)

      He started dialing using the house phone.

      Son : Daddy, Mummy said I am still a child. Please tell her we had a man to man talk yesterday, so I am a man not a child...

      I am like................ ๐Ÿ˜“

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        Ran1977
        last edited by

        AdonciaTang:
        Yesterday, my cousins came over to my place to visit me and my family, especially to visit my boys. Youngest Cousin who is still in poly suddenly came running to me and ask me lend her my credit card to buy the Luo Zhi Xiang concert, and i said ok. After I gave her my details on the spot and everything was done, my youngest son looked at me and said,


        Son : Mummy, Can i borrow your credit card too?
        Me : Why do you need my credit card?
        Son : To buy things also like Ah yi(my cousin)
        Me : What do you have in mind? You are still a child and not working yet.
        Son : I want to buy ipad mini. And I am not a child. (crossing his arms with his brows frowning)

        He started dialing using the house phone.

        Son : Daddy, Mummy said I am still a child. Please tell her we had a man to man talk yesterday, so I am a man not a child...

        I am like................ ๐Ÿ˜“
        :rotflmao:

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          concern2
          last edited by

          Overheard kids' conversation:


          DS: Who is the boss of the MRT huh?
          DD: The one who says \"Doors closing..tee tee tee tee..\"

          Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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            2hotTOhandle
            last edited by

            My MIL had moved out and I wanted to ask my mum to move in to help with my 2 DDs. But I was too shy to ask so asked DD1 to ask her grandma.


            Me: Can you ask porpor if she wants to move in with us?
            DD1: You ask la. Mother and daughter no need to be shy!
            Me: โ€ฆ

            Another day, my mum asked DD1 to beg ah mah to move back in.

            My mum: Why donโ€™t you beg ah ma to come back home?
            DD1: Iโ€™d rather beg you!

            I donโ€™t know whether to laugh or cryโ€ฆ

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              TheAnswer
              last edited by

              concern2:
              Overheard kids' conversation:


              DS: Who is the boss of the MRT huh?
              DD: The one who says \"Doors closing..tee tee tee tee..\"

              Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
              :rotflmao: ๐Ÿ˜†

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                KSmom8
                last edited by

                Conversation between DS2 (5 years old) and me...


                DS2: We should send Gor Gor (DS1 - 12 years old) to cooking class.
                Me: Why?
                DS2: So he can learn to cook Chicken Rice ( DS2's favorite food).
                Me: Why don't you send me to cooking class then?
                DS2: Noooo!!!
                Me: Why???
                DS2: Because .... I don't have a driving license!

                It was tough keeping a straight face.... :rotflmao: I had to agree with his point.

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                  straffan23
                  last edited by

                  KSmom8:
                  Conversation between DS2 (5 years old) and me...


                  DS2: We should send Gor Gor (DS1 - 12 years old) to cooking class.
                  Me: Why?
                  DS2: So he can learn to cook Chicken Rice ( DS2's favorite food).
                  Me: Why don't you send me to cooking class then?
                  DS2: Noooo!!!
                  Me: Why???
                  DS2: Because .... I don't have a driving license!

                  It was tough keeping a straight face.... :rotflmao: I had to agree with his point.
                  :boogie: :boogie: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                    Mawar
                    last edited by

                    straffan23:
                    KSmom8:

                    Conversation between DS2 (5 years old) and me...


                    DS2: We should send Gor Gor (DS1 - 12 years old) to cooking class.
                    Me: Why?
                    DS2: So he can learn to cook Chicken Rice ( DS2's favorite food).
                    Me: Why don't you send me to cooking class then?
                    DS2: Noooo!!!
                    Me: Why???
                    DS2: Because .... I don't have a driving license!

                    It was tough keeping a straight face.... :rotflmao: I had to agree with his point.

                    :boogie: :boogie: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                    I love his logic!!!!

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                      camleelaa
                      last edited by

                      3+ yr DS: Daddy, do my feet grow?

                      Daddy: Yes.
                      DS: Do Crocs grow? (he means the shoes)
                      Daddy: No, only living things grow.
                      DS: What about the living room?

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                        Sun_2010
                        last edited by

                        camleelaa:
                        3+ yr DS: Daddy, do my feet grow?

                        Daddy: Yes.
                        DS: Do Crocs grow? (he means the shoes)
                        Daddy: No, only living things grow.
                        DS: What about the living room?
                        Wow, your DS is a smart one!!

                        Being stumped by a kid - the joys of parenting ๐Ÿ˜‰

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