Birth Control Methods

[ZacK]

buds:

Hey Buds... THis is really funny hahaha ... The first time we bought condoms was on our honeymoon overseas. We were less hesitant and in fact bought some of the more interesting ones like fire and ice then :shock:

[buds]

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Continued...

Scenario 2

As usual hubs sms me to buy, and as usual promising a
night to remember... this time via sms.

And what coincidence i was again at 7-11, but another outlet.
Not so full crowd, but very sexually-deprived auntie (i think)..
Read on..

Cashier : Yes, NEXT! (In a very loud booming voice)

Me : Hi! Yes, that wud be me.. (Preparing my cash)

Cashier : (As if intentionally ignoring the box of Fetherlites totally,
when i actually put it on top to go in the bag first...) Donut. \"Teet!\"
8 days \"Teet!\" Drinks. \"Miss, dis one buy one get one free, you want
same flavour?\" (Booming voice again)

Cashier : Oh, is that right? Ok then, same flavour. Thank you.

Cashier : Ok miss, that'll be $7.50 altogether. (Loudly)

Me : Ermm, that one also mine (pointing to the golden box-almost whispering-nice looking hunk behind me..)

Cashier : Haaah?!? Oh yours, haaa!! Ok, gimme a second.
(As if tormenting me further...)

Cashier : \"Teet Teet!\" \"Huh?\" (Try again) \"Teet Teet!\" \"Eh, how come
dis one cannot scan one haa?\" (Shouting to the back)

Another staff behind : What thing, auntie?

Cashier : Dis one lah the comdoms, Feeee....derrr....lite ah (Trying to
blend the phonetic sounds for eternity!)

Another staff from behind : ( Came out like fed up must come out and
get it done herself ) \"Tap tap tippity tap tap...\" \"There auntie done!\"
\"Whose one ah?\"

Cashier : This miss here. (Pointing to me!)

Another staff behind : Ok miss, including the condoms $10.40.

I quickly paid. Exact change. Then the staff from behind asked.
\"Need a separate bag for your THIS? (Holding it up)

Me : Its okay, I'm good. Thank you.
And i popped it in my bag, never looking back.

Very bad hor..
Now you know why i said aunties might be sexually deprived..

[ZacK]

buds:

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Heyya Buds u're really good... having day off today and slurpping my affogato alone waiting to catch up with friends later... and here I am trying to contain my giggles at the cafe. hope they dun dial for the IMH people thinking I must be bonkers...

[buds]

Heyya Zack,


Have a great time out today!
Cheerios.
:celebrate:

PS : Its my daily dose of giggles too. Yup, laughter is the best medz.
Don't laugh too loud, ok already... Enjoyz!

[ZacK]

buds:

Heyya Zack,


Have a great time out today!
Cheerios.
:celebrate:

PS : Its my daily dose of giggles too. Yup, laughter is the best medz.
Don't laugh too loud, ok already... Enjoyz!

Hey Buds, thanks.... In fact I just got back not too long. I was actually out for 12 hrs today... Ended with meeting a group of friends who bought dinner for me and another friend as we're both getting a year older yet again ... :?: Anyone invented the time machine yet ??!!!

Anyway thanks again... You certainly made my day :celebrate:

[buds]

Heyya Zack,


Glad to hear it!
Nice to hear i made someone’s day…

And, happy bird-day!

[schellen]

sashimi:

Oh one other advantage of the IUS is that you only have to face the cashier once, whereas condoms... wahlao, how many times do you get a male cashier at watsons?

sashimi forget to mention another benefit of \"buying\" IUD/IUS as opposed to condoms; not only do you only face the cashier once, this transaction is done in a place where people already know what you are there for and the cashier is also understanding and discreet.

[buds]

Heyya schellen,


Ya, that input is definitely much more helpful.
Knowing everyone is in one plc for a reason
does sound safe (for me, at least)…

Hmmm, but i dunno whether Zack’s vending-
machine idea will project similar effect, tho it
wud be in one plc. Heheh…

Knowing hubs wun go get it, i might get stares
from late nite snackers queueing up to get it!
Yikes.
:!:

[tanlengleng]

ZacK:

Hey Buds, thanks.... In fact I just got back not too long. I was actually out for 12 hrs today... Ended with meeting a group of friends who bought dinner for me and another friend as we're both getting a year older yet again ... :?: Anyone invented the time machine yet ??!!!

Anyway thanks again... You certainly made my day :celebrate:

Hey Zack,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[ZacK]

Thanks Buds and Lengleng,


I'm probaby at the stage where I feel like I'm counting down rather than when I was in my 20s and still wishing to count up to being older :oops:

So there'll be no drinking, pubbing or confetti popping today.... Just something quiet and wif family