Kids say the darnest things...

[autumnbronze]

Blobbi:

autumnbronze:

Actually, what he says does kinda make sense, how to respond back liddat :?

After 7 years of training, I've also become quite the master at verbal taichi. :lol: I talk back in his very visual lingo. I asked him, can humans build houses? \"Yes.\" Can they demolish it? \"Yes\". So whatever you can build, you can destroy, right? \"(Scratch head) Yes\". Then I launch off into firing neurons for good habits, and if you don't fire the bad habit neuron, that connection will weaken and break off and that's how we forget.

Our friend says wide-eyed, \"Oh yes! How logical! I can do THAT!\" Actually, I'm just repeating the info that he told me before (pays to listen closely to what your kid says, chortle).

Gaotim sai ... that is, until the next one. :faint:

:lol: :lol:

Okie, lesson for the day for me: must listen closely to what the kid says and use it as your (my) leverage

[jedamum]

after getting my permission to switch on the computer, ds2 after switching it on, needed to go to the toilet, so he told ds1 as he ran off to the loo,


ds2 : gege, don't touch the computer. daddy will scold!



then after he came out of the toilet, i asked him,
me : daddy will scold gege? why?
ds2 : gege will spoil computer.
me : how daddy scold gege? daddy is working.
ds2 : daddy will call police to catch gege. i will 'byeee, gege'.

ds2 was actually teasing ds1 la, cos when he said the words in red above, he was giggling.

[Muffins]

:lol: :rotflmao: jedamum!!!

[bliss]

I am so tickled by all the stories here!


Now here is my contribution.

When I first found out I am expecting #3, I asked my eldest daughter \"Do you want didi or meimei?\"
She said \"I want meimei.\"
I asked,\"Why?\"
She replied \"I already have didi. So I want meimei.\"
Then I told her, \" If it is a meimei, you have to share your Barbie dolls with her, you know?\"
My daughter paused for a while...
then she said \"I think I want didi now.\"

[qms]

In Thomas and Friends, there is a red engine called James.


In my girl's childcare centre, there is a male teacher called Teacher James.

My girl asked \"Teacher James is an engine. What is he doing in school? He should be in the Island of Sodor.\"

:faint:

[bliss]

LKVM:

Very cute of your daughter Bliss


and now do u know its a girl or boy?

We just found out it is a girl. When I told her it is a meimei, she was very happy. Surprised by her reaction, I mentioned about the Barbie dolls again, and this time she said she will give 3 of her Barbie dolls to meimei and keep 1 for herself. (dunno if she means it or not... we shall see...)

[HyperKiasu]

DS wanted to use Lead portal and I asked him to log in PC by himself.


DS: mum, but what is your password?
my DD answered for me: Asterisk,Asterisk… u duno meh…everytime i saw mum key 8 Asterisk

[mumma_bear]

I was worried one time that I was gaining more weight from eating more than usual and said...


Me: Oh no, my tummy's getting bigger already.
Son: That's okay mommy, our baby is inside!

Waaahhh!!!
:faint:

[Sun_2010]

HyperKiasu:

DS wanted to use Lead portal and I asked him to log in PC by himself.


DS: mum, but what is your password?
my DD answered for me: Asterisk,Asterisk.... u duno meh...everytime i saw mum key 8 Asterisk

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
A very observant girl

[RRMummy]

mumma_bear:

I was worried one time that I was gaining more weight from eating more than usual and said...


Me: Oh no, my tummy's getting bigger already.
Son: That's okay mommy, our baby is inside!

Waaahhh!!!
:faint:

Ditto, mumma_bear!! My gals keeps rubbing my tummy and insist that we have a new baby coming soon! :faint:

Funny but sad hor...