Kids say the darnest things...

[bliss]

LKVM:

Very cute of your daughter Bliss


and now do u know its a girl or boy?

We just found out it is a girl. When I told her it is a meimei, she was very happy. Surprised by her reaction, I mentioned about the Barbie dolls again, and this time she said she will give 3 of her Barbie dolls to meimei and keep 1 for herself. (dunno if she means it or not... we shall see...)

[HyperKiasu]

DS wanted to use Lead portal and I asked him to log in PC by himself.


DS: mum, but what is your password?
my DD answered for me: Asterisk,Asterisk… u duno meh…everytime i saw mum key 8 Asterisk

[mumma_bear]

I was worried one time that I was gaining more weight from eating more than usual and said...


Me: Oh no, my tummy's getting bigger already.
Son: That's okay mommy, our baby is inside!

Waaahhh!!!
:faint:

[Sun_2010]

HyperKiasu:

DS wanted to use Lead portal and I asked him to log in PC by himself.


DS: mum, but what is your password?
my DD answered for me: Asterisk,Asterisk.... u duno meh...everytime i saw mum key 8 Asterisk

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
A very observant girl

[RRMummy]

mumma_bear:

I was worried one time that I was gaining more weight from eating more than usual and said...


Me: Oh no, my tummy's getting bigger already.
Son: That's okay mommy, our baby is inside!

Waaahhh!!!
:faint:

Ditto, mumma_bear!! My gals keeps rubbing my tummy and insist that we have a new baby coming soon! :faint:

Funny but sad hor...

[RRMummy]

HyperKiasu:

DS wanted to use Lead portal and I asked him to log in PC by himself.


DS: mum, but what is your password?
my DD answered for me: Asterisk,Asterisk.... u duno meh...everytime i saw mum key 8 Asterisk

:!: :love:

Time to change password.. :lol:

[jedamum]

ds2 was climbing up and down the stacks of the movers' boxes...


me : XX! come down now! don't climb...you will fall....
ds2 : No...this one is exercise. i want be big and strong.

[markfch]

Ds has this disgusting habit of scratching his groin area often. So just now when I wash his backside after he poos, I took the chance to rinse his groin area as well.


Then ds shouted, 'hey why do touch my private parts, you dirty man!'

I was like :roll: (you think I want to touch meh? I just don't want you to embarrass me by scratching your groin when we are outside) :stupid:

[RRMummy]

markfch:

Then ds shouted, 'hey why do touch my private parts, you dirty man!'

:!: :lol:

[smurf]

me and ds1 were discussing about a friend named Matthew who is an caucasian i think. I know this Matthew is not chinese, so I purposely asked him is Matthew a chinese or indian?


smurf: is he a chinese or indian?
ds1: no lah, he is an english. he has peach skin and black hair.
smurf: but you are also a chinese, and have peach skin and black hair!
ds1: no lah, I'm not chinese. if I'm chinese, then why I dunno how to speak chinese??