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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      bliss
      last edited by

      I am so tickled by all the stories here! 😄


      Now here is my contribution.

      When I first found out I am expecting #3, I asked my eldest daughter \"Do you want didi or meimei?\"
      She said \"I want meimei.\"
      I asked,\"Why?\"
      She replied \"I already have didi. So I want meimei.\"
      Then I told her, \" If it is a meimei, you have to share your Barbie dolls with her, you know?\"
      My daughter paused for a while...
      then she said \"I think I want didi now.\"

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      • qmsQ Offline
        qms
        last edited by

        In Thomas and Friends, there is a red engine called James.


        In my girl's childcare centre, there is a male teacher called Teacher James.

        My girl asked \"Teacher James is an engine. What is he doing in school? He should be in the Island of Sodor.\"

        :faint:

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        • B Offline
          bliss
          last edited by

          LKVM:
          Very cute of your daughter Bliss


          and now do u know its a girl or boy?
          We just found out it is a girl. When I told her it is a meimei, she was very happy. Surprised by her reaction, I mentioned about the Barbie dolls again, and this time she said she will give 3 of her Barbie dolls to meimei and keep 1 for herself. (dunno if she means it or not... we shall see...) 😉

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            HyperKiasu
            last edited by

            DS wanted to use Lead portal and I asked him to log in PC by himself.


            DS: mum, but what is your password?
            my DD answered for me: Asterisk,Asterisk… u duno meh…everytime i saw mum key 8 Asterisk

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              mumma_bear
              last edited by

              I was worried one time that I was gaining more weight from eating more than usual and said...


              Me: Oh no, my tummy's getting bigger already.
              Son: That's okay mommy, our baby is inside!

              Waaahhh!!!
              :faint:

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                Sun_2010
                last edited by

                HyperKiasu:
                DS wanted to use Lead portal and I asked him to log in PC by himself.


                DS: mum, but what is your password?
                my DD answered for me: Asterisk,Asterisk.... u duno meh...everytime i saw mum key 8 Asterisk

                :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
                A very observant girl

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                  RRMummy
                  last edited by

                  mumma_bear:
                  I was worried one time that I was gaining more weight from eating more than usual and said...


                  Me: Oh no, my tummy's getting bigger already.
                  Son: That's okay mommy, our baby is inside!

                  Waaahhh!!!
                  :faint:
                  😄 Ditto, mumma_bear!! My gals keeps rubbing my tummy and insist that we have a new baby coming soon! :faint:

                  Funny but sad hor... 😉

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                    RRMummy
                    last edited by

                    HyperKiasu:
                    DS wanted to use Lead portal and I asked him to log in PC by himself.


                    DS: mum, but what is your password?
                    my DD answered for me: Asterisk,Asterisk.... u duno meh...everytime i saw mum key 8 Asterisk
                    :!: :love:

                    Time to change password.. :lol:

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                    • jedamumJ Offline
                      jedamum
                      last edited by

                      ds2 was climbing up and down the stacks of the movers' boxes...


                      me : XX! come down now! don't climb...you will fall....
                      ds2 : No...this one is exercise. i want be big and strong.

                      😐

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                      • M Offline
                        markfch
                        last edited by

                        Ds has this disgusting habit of scratching his groin area often. So just now when I wash his backside after he poos, I took the chance to rinse his groin area as well.


                        Then ds shouted, 'hey why do touch my private parts, you dirty man!'

                        I was like :roll: (you think I want to touch meh? I just don't want you to embarrass me by scratching your groin when we are outside) :stupid:

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