Kids say the darnest things...
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I am so tickled by all the stories here!

Now here is my contribution.
When I first found out I am expecting #3, I asked my eldest daughter \"Do you want didi or meimei?\"
She said \"I want meimei.\"
I asked,\"Why?\"
She replied \"I already have didi. So I want meimei.\"
Then I told her, \" If it is a meimei, you have to share your Barbie dolls with her, you know?\"
My daughter paused for a while...
then she said \"I think I want didi now.\" -
In Thomas and Friends, there is a red engine called James.
In my girl's childcare centre, there is a male teacher called Teacher James.
My girl asked \"Teacher James is an engine. What is he doing in school? He should be in the Island of Sodor.\"
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LKVM:
We just found out it is a girl. When I told her it is a meimei, she was very happy. Surprised by her reaction, I mentioned about the Barbie dolls again, and this time she said she will give 3 of her Barbie dolls to meimei and keep 1 for herself. (dunno if she means it or not... we shall see...)Very cute of your daughter Bliss
and now do u know its a girl or boy?
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DS wanted to use Lead portal and I asked him to log in PC by himself.
DS: mum, but what is your password?
my DD answered for me: Asterisk,Asterisk… u duno meh…everytime i saw mum key 8 Asterisk -
I was worried one time that I was gaining more weight from eating more than usual and said...
Me: Oh no, my tummy's getting bigger already.
Son: That's okay mommy, our baby is inside!
Waaahhh!!!
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HyperKiasu:
DS wanted to use Lead portal and I asked him to log in PC by himself.
DS: mum, but what is your password?
my DD answered for me: Asterisk,Asterisk.... u duno meh...everytime i saw mum key 8 Asterisk
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
A very observant girl -
mumma_bear:
I was worried one time that I was gaining more weight from eating more than usual and said...
Me: Oh no, my tummy's getting bigger already.
Son: That's okay mommy, our baby is inside!
Waaahhh!!!
:faint:
Ditto, mumma_bear!! My gals keeps rubbing my tummy and insist that we have a new baby coming soon! :faint:
Funny but sad hor...
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HyperKiasu:
:!: :love:DS wanted to use Lead portal and I asked him to log in PC by himself.
DS: mum, but what is your password?
my DD answered for me: Asterisk,Asterisk.... u duno meh...everytime i saw mum key 8 Asterisk
Time to change password.. :lol: -
ds2 was climbing up and down the stacks of the movers' boxes...
me : XX! come down now! don't climb...you will fall....
ds2 : No...this one is exercise. i want be big and strong.

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Ds has this disgusting habit of scratching his groin area often. So just now when I wash his backside after he poos, I took the chance to rinse his groin area as well.
Then ds shouted, 'hey why do touch my private parts, you dirty man!'
I was like :roll: (you think I want to touch meh? I just don't want you to embarrass me by scratching your groin when we are outside) :stupid:
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