Kids say the darnest things...

[Sun_2010]

HyperKiasu:

DS wanted to use Lead portal and I asked him to log in PC by himself.


DS: mum, but what is your password?
my DD answered for me: Asterisk,Asterisk.... u duno meh...everytime i saw mum key 8 Asterisk

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
A very observant girl

[RRMummy]

mumma_bear:

I was worried one time that I was gaining more weight from eating more than usual and said...


Me: Oh no, my tummy's getting bigger already.
Son: That's okay mommy, our baby is inside!

Waaahhh!!!
:faint:

Ditto, mumma_bear!! My gals keeps rubbing my tummy and insist that we have a new baby coming soon! :faint:

Funny but sad hor...

[RRMummy]

HyperKiasu:

DS wanted to use Lead portal and I asked him to log in PC by himself.


DS: mum, but what is your password?
my DD answered for me: Asterisk,Asterisk.... u duno meh...everytime i saw mum key 8 Asterisk

:!: :love:

Time to change password.. :lol:

[jedamum]

ds2 was climbing up and down the stacks of the movers' boxes...


me : XX! come down now! don't climb...you will fall....
ds2 : No...this one is exercise. i want be big and strong.

[markfch]

Ds has this disgusting habit of scratching his groin area often. So just now when I wash his backside after he poos, I took the chance to rinse his groin area as well.


Then ds shouted, 'hey why do touch my private parts, you dirty man!'

I was like :roll: (you think I want to touch meh? I just don't want you to embarrass me by scratching your groin when we are outside) :stupid:

[RRMummy]

markfch:

Then ds shouted, 'hey why do touch my private parts, you dirty man!'

:!: :lol:

[smurf]

me and ds1 were discussing about a friend named Matthew who is an caucasian i think. I know this Matthew is not chinese, so I purposely asked him is Matthew a chinese or indian?


smurf: is he a chinese or indian?
ds1: no lah, he is an english. he has peach skin and black hair.
smurf: but you are also a chinese, and have peach skin and black hair!
ds1: no lah, I'm not chinese. if I'm chinese, then why I dunno how to speak chinese??

[markfch]

smurf:

smurf: is he a chinese or indian?

ds1: no lah, he is an english. he has peach skin and black hair.
smurf: but you are also a chinese, and have peach skin and black hair!
ds1: no lah, I'm not chinese. if I'm chinese, then why I dunno how to speak chinese??

Hahaha :rotflmao: Is ds indirectly blaming his parents? (joking only)

[pokemon]

i found some goodies that were expired yesterday. While I was packing it to be discarded, ds was then looking for snack and ask if he can eat those goodies.


DS : Can i eat those?
Me : No, cant, its expired. im throwing it away.
DS : When it expire?
Me: Yesterday.
DS : Yesterday....what time????? :roll:

[jedamum]

markfch:

Ds has this disgusting habit of scratching his groin area often. So just now when I wash his backside after he poos, I took the chance to rinse his groin area as well.


Then ds shouted, 'hey why do touch my private parts, you dirty man!'

I was like :roll: (you think I want to touch meh? I just don't want you to embarrass me by scratching your groin when we are outside) :stupid:

reminds me of a recent incident.
ds2 came out of the toilet and asked me to put on his shorts for him. noticing that he had not washed his hands...
me : did you wash you hands?
ds2 : no need....I didn't touch my 'jiaojiao'.