Kids say the darnest things...

[hquek]

Poohbear:

Y'day, DD1 brought back her worksheets fr school (K2)


One of the worksheets was on \"My Hobby, Sports, Favourite Past time\".

There were helping words like \"My Favourite sport is ____________\", \" I like to play ________________\"

DD1 had to fill up the blanks accordingly. I was pleasantly surprised / loss for words when i came upon this...

I like to collect PRESENTS
:!: :love: :rotflmao:

She is very honest.

My k2 son had to draw a picture of himself and write a couple of sentences. When I saw the picture in school, it read \"I like Animals\". Once he brought it home, he amended the words to \"I like Animal Kaiser\".

:faint:

[RRMummy]

Poohbear:

I like to collect PRESENTS
:!: :love: :rotflmao:

:lol: Sooooo innocently cute. :love:

[RRMummy]

hquek:

My k2 son had to draw a picture of himself and write a couple of sentences. When I saw the picture in school, it read \"I like Animals\". Once he brought it home, he amended the words to \"I like Animal Kaiser\".


:faint:

Smart boy!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[buds]

Poohbear:

DD1 had to fill up the blanks accordingly. I was pleasantly surprised / loss for words when i came upon this...


I like to collect PRESENTS

CUTE! :please:

[tankee]

Poohbear:

]DD1 had to fill up the blanks accordingly. I was pleasantly surprised / loss for words when i came upon this...


I like to collect PRESENTS

:love: :ugogirl:

:rotflmao:

[Sun_2010]

hquek:

She is very honest.

My k2 son had to draw a picture of himself and write a couple of sentences. When I saw the picture in school, it read \"I like Animals\". Once he brought it home, he amended the words to \"I like Animal Kaiser\".

:faint:

hehe
He knows the power of half truths- smart boy!

[autumnbronze]

I was teaching my DS how to pee independently ....


Me: Ok, you need to hold your birdie and make sure that you aim right

DS: yes mummi

(So DS starts to pee)

Me: Make sure you don't let go of your birdie until you have finished peeing

DS: why mummi?

Me: If not you will wet yourself

(DS immediately deliberately lets go of his birdie and of course, he ends up wetting himself)

Me: Look what you have done!:x

DS: Sorry mummi

Me: Your sorry has no value, you did that on purpose isn't it :x

DS: (pulling my t-shirt) No mummi, my sorry got some value mummi ....

Me: :faint:

[RRMummy]

autumnbronze:

Me: Your sorry has no value, you did that on purpose isn't it :x


DS: (pulling my t-shirt) No mummi, my sorry got some value mummi ....

Me: :faint:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Value of making mummy faint??!!

[autumnbronze]

RRMummy:

autumnbronze:

Me: Your sorry has no value, you did that on purpose isn't it :x


DS: (pulling my t-shirt) No mummi, my sorry got some value mummi ....

Me: :faint:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Value of making mummy faint??!!

Ha ha you are sooooo right RRMummy ..... :lol:

I was like *bubble on top of my head* \"huh! how on earth are you able to answer like that.\"

Then, last night as I was putting him to sleep, I was telling him about the virtues of telling the truth always, you know what he did and said - that too with a cheeky smile - he touched one of his tooth and said \"thats my tooth, mummi.\" I almost :faint: again.

To me, it was like he was almost 'punning' on the word \"truth\". Though of course I suppose in his childlike way, he was just being mischievious, oblivious to the reaction he had caused in me.:D

[RRMummy]

autumnbronze:

I was like *bubble on top of my head* \"huh! how on earth are you able to answer like that.\"


Then, last night as I was putting him to sleep, I was telling him about the virtues of telling the truth always, you know what he did and said - that too with a cheeky smile - he touched one of his tooth and said \"thats my tooth, mummi.\" I almost :faint: again.

To me, it was like he was almost 'punning' on the word \"truth\". Though of course I suppose in his childlike way, he was just being mischievious, oblivious to the reaction he had caused in me.:D

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

tooth = truth.. so young already know how to play 'word games'..

You got a really fast and cheeky one there autumnbronze. :love: