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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • R Offline
      RRMummy
      last edited by

      buds:
      Just the persistent cough. 😛


      How are your DDs? Recovered already?
      oh dear.. and big move is still this weekend? Try not to over-work yourself.You need energy to sustain 2, remember? 😉

      Yup DDs recovered. Thankfully it was a short attack this time round.

      I don't know abt manuka honey but I also hear that lemon in honey helps the throat. Rub some Vicks at the sole of your feet and put on socks. Will be sticky for a while but only for awhile, tahan abit. This is especially helpful if the cough comes even more frequently when u are trying to lie down.

      Take care dear

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        autumnbronze
        last edited by

        Okie, this just happened .... got me laughing ... and wanna share ...


        DS came running into the study, I was on-line.

        DS: mummi, mummi, can I have rough paper please?

        Me: Why??

        DS: xxxx(helper) told me to take 1 rough paper from mummi

        Me: ok, here you go (I gave one paper)

        DS: (feeling all over the paper) mummi, is this paper rough? Why I touch not rough?

        Suffice to say, I :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:, poor DS looking at me as if I had gone mad. Managed, with some difficulty, to calm down and explain why the paper is not rough.

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          RRMummy
          last edited by

          autumnbronze:
          Okie, this just happened .... got me laughing ... and wanna share ...


          DS came running into the study, I was on-line.

          DS: mummi, mummi, can I have rough paper please?

          Me: Why??

          DS: xxxx(helper) told me to take 1 rough paper from mummi

          Me: ok, here you go (I gave one paper)

          DS: (feeling all over the paper) mummi, is this paper rough? Why I touch not rough?

          Suffice to say, I :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:, poor DS looking at me as if I had gone mad. Managed, with some difficulty, to calm down and explain why the paper is not rough.
          :rotflmao:

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            KoalaMummy
            last edited by

            ok, this happened recently too...


            Background : we had a GP downstairs and we always go there, so my kids know what we are talking about when we say we are going to see the doctor. But i have my company doctor, which is further away. So this is what happened when i told my 5yo ds the other day that i am going to see a doctor...

            DS : u going to see the downstairs' doctor?
            me : no, not the downstairs doctor
            DS : then the upstairs one.
            me : :rotflmao:

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              RRMummy
              last edited by

              KoalaMummy:
              ok, this happened recently too...


              Background : we had a GP downstairs and we always go there, so my kids know what we are talking about when we say we are going to see the doctor. But i have my company doctor, which is further away. So this is what happened when i told my 5yo ds the other day that i am going to see a doctor...

              DS : u going to see the downstairs' doctor?
              me : no, not the downstairs doctor
              DS : then the upstairs one.
              me : :rotflmao:
              :rotflmao:

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                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                KoalaMummy:
                ok, this happened recently too...


                Background : we had a GP downstairs and we always go there, so my kids know what we are talking about when we say we are going to see the doctor. But i have my company doctor, which is further away. So this is what happened when i told my 5yo ds the other day that i am going to see a doctor...

                DS : u going to see the downstairs' doctor?
                me : no, not the downstairs doctor
                DS : then the upstairs one.
                me : :rotflmao:
                :rotflmao: funnae ....

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                  Muffins
                  last edited by

                  mwahahaha! :lol: :rotflmao:


                  All such funny ones!!!

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                    markfch
                    last edited by

                    autumnbronze:
                    Okie, this just happened .... got me laughing ... and wanna share ...


                    DS came running into the study, I was on-line.

                    DS: mummi, mummi, can I have rough paper please?

                    Me: Why??

                    DS: xxxx(helper) told me to take 1 rough paper from mummi

                    Me: ok, here you go (I gave one paper)

                    DS: (feeling all over the paper) mummi, is this paper rough? Why I touch not rough?

                    Suffice to say, I :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:, poor DS looking at me as if I had gone mad. Managed, with some difficulty, to calm down and explain why the paper is not rough.
                    For a moment, I was thinking that rough paper is sand paper and got all confused by your story :lol:

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                      Xmasbaby
                      last edited by

                      I was fetching my dd to school one day…


                      ds: daddy, I want to stay in a condo lei, got swimming pool, playground, condo so beautiful, so nice, so good…

                      me: so you have to study hard now and work hard in future to save enough money to afford one lor

                      ds: that means YOU DIDN’T WORK HARD ENOUGH lor!!!

                      me: DUMBFOUNDED

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                        tankee
                        last edited by

                        Xmasbaby:
                        I was fetching my dd to school one day...


                        ds: daddy, I want to stay in a condo lei, got swimming pool, playground, condo so beautiful, so nice, so good....

                        me: so you have to study hard now and work hard in future to save enough money to afford one lor

                        ds: that means YOU DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH lor!!!

                        me: DUMBFOUNDED
                        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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