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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      RRMummy
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      jedamum:
      one day, during our conversation about things happening in school, ds1 told me that he asked his friend if that friend will be starting on P3 stuff during the holidays...


      me : erm...some of your friends, both parents are working, so their parents may be too busy to introduce P3 work to them. and, please don't go around asking such stuff leh....later your friends think that I am a kiasu parent.

      ds1 :roll: : but you are already surfing that web!

      :faint:

      :rotflmao: buay tahan... ๐Ÿ˜‰

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        buds
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        jedamum:
        ds1 :roll: : but you are already surfing that web!

        :laugh:

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          shirley.020816tamzil
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          Sometime it's hard to hide our 'kuasuness' from our kids.... ๐Ÿ˜“

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            RRMummy
            last edited by

            Iโ€™ve heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterdayโ€ฆ


            DD2 : Mummy, I donโ€™t know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didnโ€™t bring me there?

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              smurf
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              DS1 doing big 'business'. He has frequent constipation and frequency is 4-5 days. :!:


              So, I told him:

              Smurf: it's good to poo once a day u know. Best if u can poo twice a day.
              Ds1: it's good to poo 5 times a day also. (trying to act smart)
              Smurf: that is already considered Lao sai. ๐Ÿ˜

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                BlurBee
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                smurf:
                Smurf: it's good to poo once a day u know. Best if u can poo twice a day.

                Ds1: it's good to poo 5 times a day also. (trying to act smart)
                Smurf: that is already considered Lao sai. ๐Ÿ˜
                :rotflmao:

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                  duriz
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                  RRMummy:
                  I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


                  DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?
                  :rotflmao:

                  It would have been a SCANDAL if she were there ๐Ÿ˜„

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                    duriz
                    last edited by

                    smurf:
                    DS1 doing big 'business'. He has frequent constipation and frequency is 4-5 days. :!:


                    So, I told him:

                    Smurf: it's good to poo once a day u know. Best if u can poo twice a day.
                    Ds1: it's good to poo 5 times a day also. (trying to act smart)
                    Smurf: that is already considered Lao sai. ๐Ÿ˜
                    :faint:

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                      Muffins
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                      Bwahaha!!! Aiyoh, us childrens these days....


                      Reports have shown that in each generation of kids being born, the next gen would be smarter, and more efficient in working. I think I believe that, looking at all the questions posted here ๐Ÿ˜‰ :lol:

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                        buds
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                        duriz:
                        RRMummy:

                        I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


                        DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?

                        :rotflmao:

                        It would have been a SCANDAL if she were there ๐Ÿ˜„

                        :rotflmao: I waz thinkin' the same thing, duriz! :rotflmao:

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