Logo
    • Education
      • Pre-School
      • Primary Schools Directory
      • Primary Schools Articles
      • P1 Registration
      • DSA
      • PSLE
      • Secondary
      • Tertiary
      • Special Needs
    • Lifestyle
      • Well-being
    • Activities
      • Events
    • Enrichment & Services
      • Find A Service Provider
      • Enrichment Articles
      • Enrichment Services
      • Tuition Centre/Private Tutor
      • Infant Care/ Childcare / Student Care Centre
      • Kindergarten/Preschool
      • Private Institutions and International Schools
      • Special Needs
      • Indoor & Outdoor Playgrounds
      • Paediatrics
      • Neonatal Care
    • Forum
    • ASKQ
    • Register
    • Login

    Kids say the darnest things...

    Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Recess Time
    1.6k Posts 230 Posters 533.1k Views 1 Watching
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • R
      RRMummy
      last edited by

      I’ve heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday…


      DD2 : Mummy, I don’t know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn’t bring me there?

      1 Reply Last reply
      Reply Quote 0
      • S
        smurf
        last edited by

        DS1 doing big 'business'. He has frequent constipation and frequency is 4-5 days. :!:


        So, I told him:

        Smurf: it's good to poo once a day u know. Best if u can poo twice a day.
        Ds1: it's good to poo 5 times a day also. (trying to act smart)
        Smurf: that is already considered Lao sai. 😐

        1 Reply Last reply
        Reply Quote 0
        • B
          BlurBee
          last edited by

          smurf:
          Smurf: it's good to poo once a day u know. Best if u can poo twice a day.

          Ds1: it's good to poo 5 times a day also. (trying to act smart)
          Smurf: that is already considered Lao sai. 😐
          :rotflmao:

          1 Reply Last reply
          Reply Quote 0
          • D
            duriz
            last edited by

            RRMummy:
            I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


            DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?
            :rotflmao:

            It would have been a SCANDAL if she were there 😄

            1 Reply Last reply
            Reply Quote 0
            • D
              duriz
              last edited by

              smurf:
              DS1 doing big 'business'. He has frequent constipation and frequency is 4-5 days. :!:


              So, I told him:

              Smurf: it's good to poo once a day u know. Best if u can poo twice a day.
              Ds1: it's good to poo 5 times a day also. (trying to act smart)
              Smurf: that is already considered Lao sai. 😐
              :faint:

              1 Reply Last reply
              Reply Quote 0
              • M
                Muffins
                last edited by

                Bwahaha!!! Aiyoh, us childrens these days....


                Reports have shown that in each generation of kids being born, the next gen would be smarter, and more efficient in working. I think I believe that, looking at all the questions posted here 😉 :lol:

                1 Reply Last reply
                Reply Quote 0
                • B
                  buds
                  last edited by

                  duriz:
                  RRMummy:

                  I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


                  DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?

                  :rotflmao:

                  It would have been a SCANDAL if she were there 😄

                  :rotflmao: I waz thinkin' the same thing, duriz! :rotflmao:

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  Reply Quote 0
                  • M
                    MummyThreeStreams
                    last edited by

                    RRMummy:
                    I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


                    DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?
                    I remember asking my mum that same question when i was little!

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    Reply Quote 0
                    • S
                      Sun_2010
                      last edited by

                      Muffins:
                      Bwahaha!!! Aiyoh, us childrens these days....


                      Reports have shown that in each generation of kids being born, the next gen would be smarter, and more efficient in working. I think I believe that, looking at all the questions posted here 😉 :lol:
                      Haha Muffins.

                      we, parents, think so too.
                      And are happy and proud of them.

                      Its only when the smart ones start \"acting too smart\" that it irks us.
                      😉

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      Reply Quote 0
                      • R
                        RRMummy
                        last edited by

                        duriz:
                        RRMummy:

                        I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


                        DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?

                        :rotflmao:

                        It would have been a SCANDAL if she were there 😄

                        :lol: Haiyo, DD2 somemore!!

                        But then again, it is not uncommon if we were not Asians 😉

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        Reply Quote 0

                        Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.

                        Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.

                        With your input, this post could be even better 💗

                        Register Login
                        • 1
                        • 2
                        • 103
                        • 104
                        • 105
                        • 106
                        • 107
                        • 164
                        • 165
                        • 105 / 165
                        • First post
                          Last post



                        Online Users

                        Statistics

                        1

                        Online

                        211.3k

                        Users

                        34.5k

                        Topics

                        1.8m

                        Posts
                        Apps Shared on Our Forum

                        Maths

                        Ruiya.ai
                        math support
                        →
                        Tallytide
                        P1-P6 maths app
                        →
                        MugCorner
                        Sec 1-4 maths practice
                        →

                        English

                        tutor.agenticolab.com
                        P1-6 English portal
                        →
                        wordwizards.sg
                        English practice
                        →

                        Chinese

                        chinese.getbuzzi.com
                        P1-P6 Chinese
                        →
                        Wonder Chinese
                        P1-P6 Chinese writing
                        →

                        Multiple subjects

                        Pickytic.ai
                        AI study buddy for pri and sec
                        →

                          About Us Contact Us global:forum Terms of Service Privacy Policy