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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • M Offline
      Muffins
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      heehee… prata_queen and smurf!!!

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        jedamum
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        My ds2's command of english is not very good for his age, so at times, his replies really tickled me....


        During his 4yo assessment,
        Doc : What is your name?
        ds2 : XX
        Doc : Good. What is your surname?
        ds2 : what?
        Doc : What is your surname....what is your family name.
        ds2 : Daddy, mummy, Gege, Gong Gong, Po Po.

        😐 He thought the doctor is asking for the name of his family members. :lol:

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          BlurBee
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          jedamum:
          My ds2's command of english is not very good for his age, so at times, his replies really tickled me....


          During his 4yo assessment,
          Doc : What is your name?
          ds2 : XX
          Doc : Good. What is your surname?
          ds2 : what?
          Doc : What is your surname....what is your family name.
          ds2 : Daddy, mummy, Gege, Gong Gong, Po Po.

          😐 He thought the doctor is asking for the name of his family members. :lol:
          :lol:

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            Muffins
            last edited by

            jedamum:
            My ds2's command of english is not very good for his age, so at times, his replies really tickled me....


            During his 4yo assessment,
            Doc : What is your name?
            ds2 : XX
            Doc : Good. What is your surname?
            ds2 : what?
            Doc : What is your surname....what is your family name.
            ds2 : Daddy, mummy, Gege, Gong Gong, Po Po.

            😐 He thought the doctor is asking for the name of his family members. :lol:
            lolz :lol: :rotflmao:

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              duriz
              last edited by

              jedamum:
              My ds2's command of english is not very good for his age, so at times, his replies really tickled me....


              During his 4yo assessment,
              Doc : What is your name?
              ds2 : XX
              Doc : Good. What is your surname?
              ds2 : what?
              Doc : What is your surname....what is your family name.
              ds2 : Daddy, mummy, Gege, Gong Gong, Po Po.

              😐 He thought the doctor is asking for the name of his family members. :lol:
              Cute :lol:

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                Mrs Ang
                last edited by

                jedamum:
                My ds2's command of english is not very good for his age, so at times, his replies really tickled me....


                During his 4yo assessment,
                Doc : What is your name?
                ds2 : XX
                Doc : Good. What is your surname?
                ds2 : what?
                Doc : What is your surname....what is your family name.
                ds2 : Daddy, mummy, Gege, Gong Gong, Po Po.

                😐 He thought the doctor is asking for the name of his family members. :lol:
                Haha....my colleague's DS give us the confused look when someone ask for his family name. πŸ˜„

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                  duriz
                  last edited by

                  Mrs Ang:
                  Haha....my colleague's DS give us the confused look when someone ask for his family name. πŸ˜„

                  Yup.

                  Most children think their parents' names are Daddy and Mummy πŸ˜„

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                    jedamum
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                    My 2 boys and my nephew were eating teabreak and we were chatting...


                    Nephew : my mum never lets me do daredevil stuff like skateboarding.
                    Me : I guess it's because you are her precious son.
                    Nephew : i know. I am her only son.
                    Me : You ARE her only child, you know.
                    Ds1 (to me, sarcastically) : then does it mean that if i am gone, you can say,'it's ok, i still have another child?' :roll:

                    :faint:

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                      MummyThreeStreams
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                      RRMummy:
                      MummyThreeStreams:

                      [quote=\"RRMummy\"]I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


                      DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?

                      I remember asking my mum that same question when i was little!

                      u too? So what did your mum say? πŸ˜‰[/quote]I can't remember! I just remember being very vexed that I wasn't there.

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                        MummyThreeStreams
                        last edited by

                        jedamum:
                        My 2 boys and my nephew were eating teabreak and we were chatting...


                        Nephew : my mum never lets me do daredevil stuff like skateboarding.
                        Me : I guess it's because you are her precious son.
                        Nephew : i know. I am her only son.
                        Me : You ARE her only child, you know.
                        Ds1 (to me, sarcastically) : then does it mean that if i am gone, you can say,'it's ok, i still have another child?' :roll:

                        :faint:
                        Oops! Your son is very sharp!

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