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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • M Offline
      MummyThreeStreams
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      jedamum:
      My 2 boys and my nephew were eating teabreak and we were chatting...


      Nephew : my mum never lets me do daredevil stuff like skateboarding.
      Me : I guess it's because you are her precious son.
      Nephew : i know. I am her only son.
      Me : You ARE her only child, you know.
      Ds1 (to me, sarcastically) : then does it mean that if i am gone, you can say,'it's ok, i still have another child?' :roll:

      :faint:
      Oops! Your son is very sharp!

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        jedamum
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        MummyThreeStreams:
        jedamum:

        My 2 boys and my nephew were eating teabreak and we were chatting...


        Nephew : my mum never lets me do daredevil stuff like skateboarding.
        Me : I guess it's because you are her precious son.
        Nephew : i know. I am her only son.
        Me : You ARE her only child, you know.
        Ds1 (to me, sarcastically) : then does it mean that if i am gone, you can say,'it's ok, i still have another child?' :roll:

        :faint:

        Oops! Your son is very sharp!

        he is a very sensitive boy. read between lines.
        like the dad i guess. :roll:

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          Muffins
          last edited by

          jedamum:
          My 2 boys and my nephew were eating teabreak and we were chatting...


          Nephew : my mum never lets me do daredevil stuff like skateboarding.
          Me : I guess it's because you are her precious son.
          Nephew : i know. I am her only son.
          Me : You ARE her only child, you know.
          Ds1 (to me, sarcastically) : then does it mean that if i am gone, you can say,'it's ok, i still have another child?' :roll:

          :faint:
          Very detailed, looks at every word.

          Better tell your nephew to leave the daredevil stuff to BigD!!! :lol: :rotflmao:

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            buds
            last edited by

            We have instilled in the children the practice to clear their plates, cups and

            cutlery after every meal / snack since they were able to speak & understand
            instructions. When they do forget once in awhile, we do remind them. 😉

            Now that we're getting old, i guess they're trying to remind us when we forget. :lol:

            DD2 : Ehekhem.. whose cup is this? (In our room)

            Hubs : Mine? Why?

            DD2 : Why didn't clear, huh, naughty boy..

            Hubs : There's still water inside.

            DD2 : Then, why didn't you finish it and put it in the sink?
            DD2 : What if it topples and spills, huh... huh... 😐

            Hubs : Because it is hot water. I'm waiting for it to cool a bit
            before i drink it all up with my medicine... i'm not feeling well
            so i don't want to drink cold water. Still need me to clear? :x

            DD2 : Orh... :roll: Say lah... just now didn't say. 😉

            DD2 : I thought you forgot to clear, so i just wanted to remind you.

            DD2 : That's all. :please: Love u, dad. 😉

            DD2 : :siam:

            Hubs : :roll:

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              Muffins
              last edited by

              buds:
              We have instilled in the children the practice to clear their plates, cups and

              cutlery after every meal / snack since they were able to speak & understand
              instructions. When they do forget once in awhile, we do remind them. 😉...
              kekkekekekeke..... DD2 is very insightful ah.... grow up to be a politician someday....

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                Mrs Ang
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                My niece just got scolded from her grandmother. Following is the conversation with my niece when she was K1:

                Me: why did you do this again?
                Niece: 大人不懂小孩在想什么!
                Me: Huh

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                  Muffins
                  last edited by

                  Haha! Mrs. Ang!!


                  It means \"Adults don't know what kids are thinking\"

                  :lol: :rotflmao:

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                    Mrs Ang
                    last edited by

                    Muffins:
                    Haha! Mrs. Ang!!


                    It means \"Adults don't know what kids are thinking\"

                    :lol: :rotflmao:
                    Ya I know :lol: I was surprised to hear it from a K1 gal. This happened 5 years ago.

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                      Muffins
                      last edited by

                      Oh! K1 gal knew so much already??? Very smart, then!

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                        jedamum
                        last edited by

                        Just last week during one of our bus trips, ds2 incorrectly pointed out regular cars on the road as 跑车. So I explained to him the difference between 汽车 and 跑车; 汽车 being the regular car that he usually see on the road and 跑车 being a racing car that is much faster.


                        Yesterday, during our cartrip out for family lunch...
                        ds2 : daddy drives a 跑汽车.
                        me : no...remember, i told you.....a 跑车 is a racing car that is very fast. Ours is a 汽车.
                        ds2 : ours is a 跑汽车; because daddy is a fast driver.

                        :!: :lol:

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