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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      duriz
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      jedamum:
      My ds2's command of english is not very good for his age, so at times, his replies really tickled me....


      During his 4yo assessment,
      Doc : What is your name?
      ds2 : XX
      Doc : Good. What is your surname?
      ds2 : what?
      Doc : What is your surname....what is your family name.
      ds2 : Daddy, mummy, Gege, Gong Gong, Po Po.

      😐 He thought the doctor is asking for the name of his family members. :lol:
      Cute :lol:

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        Mrs Ang
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        jedamum:
        My ds2's command of english is not very good for his age, so at times, his replies really tickled me....


        During his 4yo assessment,
        Doc : What is your name?
        ds2 : XX
        Doc : Good. What is your surname?
        ds2 : what?
        Doc : What is your surname....what is your family name.
        ds2 : Daddy, mummy, Gege, Gong Gong, Po Po.

        😐 He thought the doctor is asking for the name of his family members. :lol:
        Haha....my colleague's DS give us the confused look when someone ask for his family name. šŸ˜„

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          duriz
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          Mrs Ang:
          Haha....my colleague's DS give us the confused look when someone ask for his family name. šŸ˜„

          Yup.

          Most children think their parents' names are Daddy and Mummy šŸ˜„

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            jedamum
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            My 2 boys and my nephew were eating teabreak and we were chatting...


            Nephew : my mum never lets me do daredevil stuff like skateboarding.
            Me : I guess it's because you are her precious son.
            Nephew : i know. I am her only son.
            Me : You ARE her only child, you know.
            Ds1 (to me, sarcastically) : then does it mean that if i am gone, you can say,'it's ok, i still have another child?' :roll:

            :faint:

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              MummyThreeStreams
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              RRMummy:
              MummyThreeStreams:

              [quote=\"RRMummy\"]I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


              DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?

              I remember asking my mum that same question when i was little!

              u too? So what did your mum say? šŸ˜‰[/quote]I can't remember! I just remember being very vexed that I wasn't there.

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                MummyThreeStreams
                last edited by

                jedamum:
                My 2 boys and my nephew were eating teabreak and we were chatting...


                Nephew : my mum never lets me do daredevil stuff like skateboarding.
                Me : I guess it's because you are her precious son.
                Nephew : i know. I am her only son.
                Me : You ARE her only child, you know.
                Ds1 (to me, sarcastically) : then does it mean that if i am gone, you can say,'it's ok, i still have another child?' :roll:

                :faint:
                Oops! Your son is very sharp!

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                  jedamum
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                  MummyThreeStreams:
                  jedamum:

                  My 2 boys and my nephew were eating teabreak and we were chatting...


                  Nephew : my mum never lets me do daredevil stuff like skateboarding.
                  Me : I guess it's because you are her precious son.
                  Nephew : i know. I am her only son.
                  Me : You ARE her only child, you know.
                  Ds1 (to me, sarcastically) : then does it mean that if i am gone, you can say,'it's ok, i still have another child?' :roll:

                  :faint:

                  Oops! Your son is very sharp!

                  he is a very sensitive boy. read between lines.
                  like the dad i guess. :roll:

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                    Muffins
                    last edited by

                    jedamum:
                    My 2 boys and my nephew were eating teabreak and we were chatting...


                    Nephew : my mum never lets me do daredevil stuff like skateboarding.
                    Me : I guess it's because you are her precious son.
                    Nephew : i know. I am her only son.
                    Me : You ARE her only child, you know.
                    Ds1 (to me, sarcastically) : then does it mean that if i am gone, you can say,'it's ok, i still have another child?' :roll:

                    :faint:
                    Very detailed, looks at every word.

                    Better tell your nephew to leave the daredevil stuff to BigD!!! :lol: :rotflmao:

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                      buds
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                      We have instilled in the children the practice to clear their plates, cups and

                      cutlery after every meal / snack since they were able to speak & understand
                      instructions. When they do forget once in awhile, we do remind them. šŸ˜‰

                      Now that we're getting old, i guess they're trying to remind us when we forget. :lol:

                      DD2 : Ehekhem.. whose cup is this? (In our room)

                      Hubs : Mine? Why?

                      DD2 : Why didn't clear, huh, naughty boy..

                      Hubs : There's still water inside.

                      DD2 : Then, why didn't you finish it and put it in the sink?
                      DD2 : What if it topples and spills, huh... huh... 😐

                      Hubs : Because it is hot water. I'm waiting for it to cool a bit
                      before i drink it all up with my medicine... i'm not feeling well
                      so i don't want to drink cold water. Still need me to clear? :x

                      DD2 : Orh... :roll: Say lah... just now didn't say. šŸ˜‰

                      DD2 : I thought you forgot to clear, so i just wanted to remind you.

                      DD2 : That's all. :please: Love u, dad. šŸ˜‰

                      DD2 : :siam:

                      Hubs : :roll:

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                        Muffins
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                        buds:
                        We have instilled in the children the practice to clear their plates, cups and

                        cutlery after every meal / snack since they were able to speak & understand
                        instructions. When they do forget once in awhile, we do remind them. šŸ˜‰...
                        kekkekekekeke..... DD2 is very insightful ah.... grow up to be a politician someday....

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