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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      concern2
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      Had a really good laugh on what DS said today.


      During dinner, DH pointed to the dish of pork I cooked, and asked, \"What's that?\"
      Me: \"Shoulder butt\"
      DS: \"Aw-Hooor! Mummy said \" Show the butt!\"

      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I nearly fell from my chair.

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        fightingmom
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        concern2:
        Had a really good laugh on what DS said today.


        During dinner, DH pointed to the dish of pork I cooked, and asked, \"What's that?\"
        Me: \"Shoulder butt\"
        DS: \"Aw-Hooor! Mummy said \" Show the butt!\"

        :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I nearly fell from my chair.
        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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          concern2
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          Another silly one from DH. She held up the bottle of pepper, took one look at it, and asked, \"Mummy, did you get this from the ground?\" - Ground Pepper. 😆

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            Lynn2010
            last edited by

            concern2:
            Had a really good laugh on what DS said today.


            During dinner, DH pointed to the dish of pork I cooked, and asked, \"What's that?\"
            Me: \"Shoulder butt\"
            DS: \"Aw-Hooor! Mummy said \" Show the butt!\"

            :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I nearly fell from my chair.
            You must have said it with a \"slang\" too. hahahaha

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              Lynn2010
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              concern2:
              Another silly one from DH. She held up the bottle of pepper, took one look at it, and asked, \"Mummy, did you get this from the ground?\" - Ground Pepper. 😆


              Clever!! That's how ground nut come from. You must have taught them science well!! Hehehehe :rotflmao:

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                Imami
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                concern2:
                Had a really good laugh on what DS said today.


                During dinner, DH pointed to the dish of pork I cooked, and asked, \"What's that?\"
                Me: \"Shoulder butt\"
                DS: \"Aw-Hooor! Mummy said \" Show the butt!\"

                :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I nearly fell from my chair.
                :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                  Lynn2010
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                  DD2 was abt 5 yr old, after dinner one day…


                  DD: mummy, "g…o…o.v.e.n" (w some kind of slang)
                  Me: I just turned off the oven, it’s hot, dont go near the oven
                  DD: mummy, "g…o…o.v.e.n"!! (louder)
                  Me: I just said, dont go near the oven! Do you understand English!! (raise voice)
                  DD: Do you understand German!!

                  She meant "guten abend" - "good evening" in German!

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                    fightingmom
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                    Lynn2010:
                    DD2 was abt 5 yr old, after dinner one day.....


                    DD: mummy, \"g..o.....o.v.e.n\" (w some kind of slang)
                    Me: I just turned off the oven, it's hot, dont go near the oven
                    DD: mummy, \"g..o.....o.v.e.n\"!! (louder)
                    Me: I just said, dont go near the oven! Do you understand English!! (raise voice)
                    DD: Do you understand German!!

                    She meant \"guten abend\" - \"good evening\" in German!
                    Your dd sounds so cool... Where did she pick up her German from? And wow... She was only 5 then ?! :salute:

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                      Lynn2010
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                      fightingmom:
                      Lynn2010:

                      DD2 was abt 5 yr old, after dinner one day.....


                      DD: mummy, \"g..o.....o.v.e.n\" (w some kind of slang)
                      Me: I just turned off the oven, it's hot, dont go near the oven
                      DD: mummy, \"g..o.....o.v.e.n\"!! (louder)
                      Me: I just said, dont go near the oven! Do you understand English!! (raise voice)
                      DD: Do you understand German!!

                      She meant \"guten abend\" - \"good evening\" in German!

                      Your dd sounds so cool... Where did she pick up her German from? And wow... She was only 5 then ?! :salute:

                      When she was studying in Aus, they did German and Italian on alternate years.

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                        hquek
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                        Going through past year papers with ds1...problem reads something along the lines of 'X is 3 years old and her sister is twice as old. Her father is 4 times as old as both of them. How old is her father?'


                        After going through the workings, DS1 commented \"X father should never share private information like this.\" :skeptical: :faint:

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