Kids say the darnest things...
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concern2:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Had a really good laugh on what DS said today.
During dinner, DH pointed to the dish of pork I cooked, and asked, \"What's that?\"
Me: \"Shoulder butt\"
DS: \"Aw-Hooor! Mummy said \" Show the butt!\"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I nearly fell from my chair. -
DD2 was abt 5 yr old, after dinner one day…
DD: mummy, "g…o…o.v.e.n" (w some kind of slang)
Me: I just turned off the oven, it’s hot, dont go near the oven
DD: mummy, "g…o…o.v.e.n"!! (louder)
Me: I just said, dont go near the oven! Do you understand English!! (raise voice)
DD: Do you understand German!!
She meant "guten abend" - "good evening" in German! -
Lynn2010:
Your dd sounds so cool... Where did she pick up her German from? And wow... She was only 5 then ?! :salute:DD2 was abt 5 yr old, after dinner one day.....
DD: mummy, \"g..o.....o.v.e.n\" (w some kind of slang)
Me: I just turned off the oven, it's hot, dont go near the oven
DD: mummy, \"g..o.....o.v.e.n\"!! (louder)
Me: I just said, dont go near the oven! Do you understand English!! (raise voice)
DD: Do you understand German!!
She meant \"guten abend\" - \"good evening\" in German! -
fightingmom:
When she was studying in Aus, they did German and Italian on alternate years.
Your dd sounds so cool... Where did she pick up her German from? And wow... She was only 5 then ?! :salute:Lynn2010:
DD2 was abt 5 yr old, after dinner one day.....
DD: mummy, \"g..o.....o.v.e.n\" (w some kind of slang)
Me: I just turned off the oven, it's hot, dont go near the oven
DD: mummy, \"g..o.....o.v.e.n\"!! (louder)
Me: I just said, dont go near the oven! Do you understand English!! (raise voice)
DD: Do you understand German!!
She meant \"guten abend\" - \"good evening\" in German! -
Going through past year papers with ds1...problem reads something along the lines of 'X is 3 years old and her sister is twice as old. Her father is 4 times as old as both of them. How old is her father?'
After going through the workings, DS1 commented \"X father should never share private information like this.\" :skeptical: :faint: -
hquek:
:rotflmao:Going through past year papers with ds1...problem reads something along the lines of 'X is 3 years old and her sister is twice as old. Her father is 4 times as old as both of them. How old is her father?'
After going through the workings, DS1 commented \"X father should never share private information like this.\" :skeptical: :faint: -
tankee:
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao:hquek:
Going through past year papers with ds1...problem reads something along the lines of 'X is 3 years old and her sister is twice as old. Her father is 4 times as old as both of them. How old is her father?'
After going through the workings, DS1 commented \"X father should never share private information like this.\" :skeptical: :faint: -
:rotflmao: my favourite thread.
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My dd is eight months old and is at the age where she puts everything in her mouth. She especially likes paper and cardboards.
One evening, ds, 7, dd and I went to the park. Before we went out , I cooked dd's porridge on the slow cooker. When we got home I checked the mail box and found a lot of brochures. I commented: wa, so many brochures!
Upon returning home, I checked the porridge and found it was not ready. I commented: aiya, porridge is not ready!
Ds said to dd: mei mei, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is your porridge is not ready. The good news is you can eat all these papers. :faint: -
Nihauma:
My dd is eight months old and is at the age where she puts everything in her mouth. She especially likes paper and cardboards.
One evening, ds, 7, dd and I went to the park. Before we went out , I cooked dd's porridge on the slow cooker. When we got home I checked the mail box and found a lot of brochures. I commented: wa, so many brochures!
Upon returning home, I checked the porridge and found it was not ready. I commented: aiya, porridge is not ready!
Ds said to dd: mei mei, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is your porridge is not ready. The good news is you can eat all these papers. :faint:
Hahaha.... so cute... :please:
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