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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      Imami
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      concern2:
      Had a really good laugh on what DS said today.


      During dinner, DH pointed to the dish of pork I cooked, and asked, \"What's that?\"
      Me: \"Shoulder butt\"
      DS: \"Aw-Hooor! Mummy said \" Show the butt!\"

      :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I nearly fell from my chair.
      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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        Lynn2010
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        DD2 was abt 5 yr old, after dinner one day…


        DD: mummy, "g…o…o.v.e.n" (w some kind of slang)
        Me: I just turned off the oven, it’s hot, dont go near the oven
        DD: mummy, "g…o…o.v.e.n"!! (louder)
        Me: I just said, dont go near the oven! Do you understand English!! (raise voice)
        DD: Do you understand German!!

        She meant "guten abend" - "good evening" in German!

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          fightingmom
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          Lynn2010:
          DD2 was abt 5 yr old, after dinner one day.....


          DD: mummy, \"g..o.....o.v.e.n\" (w some kind of slang)
          Me: I just turned off the oven, it's hot, dont go near the oven
          DD: mummy, \"g..o.....o.v.e.n\"!! (louder)
          Me: I just said, dont go near the oven! Do you understand English!! (raise voice)
          DD: Do you understand German!!

          She meant \"guten abend\" - \"good evening\" in German!
          Your dd sounds so cool... Where did she pick up her German from? And wow... She was only 5 then ?! :salute:

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            Lynn2010
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            fightingmom:
            Lynn2010:

            DD2 was abt 5 yr old, after dinner one day.....


            DD: mummy, \"g..o.....o.v.e.n\" (w some kind of slang)
            Me: I just turned off the oven, it's hot, dont go near the oven
            DD: mummy, \"g..o.....o.v.e.n\"!! (louder)
            Me: I just said, dont go near the oven! Do you understand English!! (raise voice)
            DD: Do you understand German!!

            She meant \"guten abend\" - \"good evening\" in German!

            Your dd sounds so cool... Where did she pick up her German from? And wow... She was only 5 then ?! :salute:

            When she was studying in Aus, they did German and Italian on alternate years.

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              hquek
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              Going through past year papers with ds1...problem reads something along the lines of 'X is 3 years old and her sister is twice as old. Her father is 4 times as old as both of them. How old is her father?'


              After going through the workings, DS1 commented \"X father should never share private information like this.\" :skeptical: :faint:

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                tankee
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                hquek:
                Going through past year papers with ds1...problem reads something along the lines of 'X is 3 years old and her sister is twice as old. Her father is 4 times as old as both of them. How old is her father?'


                After going through the workings, DS1 commented \"X father should never share private information like this.\" :skeptical: :faint:
                :rotflmao:

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                  MrsSeah
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                  tankee:
                  hquek:

                  Going through past year papers with ds1...problem reads something along the lines of 'X is 3 years old and her sister is twice as old. Her father is 4 times as old as both of them. How old is her father?'


                  After going through the workings, DS1 commented \"X father should never share private information like this.\" :skeptical: :faint:

                  :rotflmao:

                  :rotflmao:

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                    straffan23
                    last edited by

                    :rotflmao: my favourite thread.

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                      Nihauma
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                      My dd is eight months old and is at the age where she puts everything in her mouth. She especially likes paper and cardboards.

                      One evening, ds, 7, dd and I went to the park. Before we went out , I cooked dd's porridge on the slow cooker. When we got home I checked the mail box and found a lot of brochures. I commented: wa, so many brochures!
                      Upon returning home, I checked the porridge and found it was not ready. I commented: aiya, porridge is not ready!
                      Ds said to dd: mei mei, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is your porridge is not ready. The good news is you can eat all these papers. :faint:

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                        mamago
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                        Nihauma:
                        My dd is eight months old and is at the age where she puts everything in her mouth. She especially likes paper and cardboards.

                        One evening, ds, 7, dd and I went to the park. Before we went out , I cooked dd's porridge on the slow cooker. When we got home I checked the mail box and found a lot of brochures. I commented: wa, so many brochures!
                        Upon returning home, I checked the porridge and found it was not ready. I commented: aiya, porridge is not ready!
                        Ds said to dd: mei mei, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is your porridge is not ready. The good news is you can eat all these papers. :faint:

                        Hahaha.... so cute... :please:

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