Kids say the darnest things...

[markfch]

autumnbronze:

Okie, this just happened .... got me laughing ... and wanna share ...


DS came running into the study, I was on-line.

DS: mummi, mummi, can I have rough paper please?

Me: Why??

DS: xxxx(helper) told me to take 1 rough paper from mummi

Me: ok, here you go (I gave one paper)

DS: (feeling all over the paper) mummi, is this paper rough? Why I touch not rough?

Suffice to say, I :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:, poor DS looking at me as if I had gone mad. Managed, with some difficulty, to calm down and explain why the paper is not rough.

For a moment, I was thinking that rough paper is sand paper and got all confused by your story :lol:

[Xmasbaby]

I was fetching my dd to school one day…


ds: daddy, I want to stay in a condo lei, got swimming pool, playground, condo so beautiful, so nice, so good…

me: so you have to study hard now and work hard in future to save enough money to afford one lor

ds: that means YOU DIDN’T WORK HARD ENOUGH lor!!!

me: DUMBFOUNDED

[tankee]

Xmasbaby:

I was fetching my dd to school one day...


ds: daddy, I want to stay in a condo lei, got swimming pool, playground, condo so beautiful, so nice, so good....

me: so you have to study hard now and work hard in future to save enough money to afford one lor

ds: that means YOU DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH lor!!!

me: DUMBFOUNDED

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[autumnbronze]

Xmasbaby:

I was fetching my dd to school one day...


ds: daddy, I want to stay in a condo lei, got swimming pool, playground, condo so beautiful, so nice, so good....

me: so you have to study hard now and work hard in future to save enough money to afford one lor

ds: that means YOU DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH lor!!!

me: DUMBFOUNDED

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[RRMummy]

Xmasbaby:

I was fetching my dd to school one day...


ds: daddy, I want to stay in a condo lei, got swimming pool, playground, condo so beautiful, so nice, so good....

me: so you have to study hard now and work hard in future to save enough money to afford one lor

ds: that means YOU DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH lor!!!

me: DUMBFOUNDED

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: buay tahan...

[jeanllhjc]

Hi, want to share some of the things my kid said when he was young that tickled me till today... I used to keep a diary of what he said that amused me alot, but it got lost when I shifted


1. When he was 3+, I brought him to OCBC and told him the name of the bank. However, he (already knows his alphabets definitely) somehow just repeated what I said with Also Busy. :roll:

2. Once I was with him on the computer (prob when he was 4+) , and introduced him to the mouse, he tried to be funny and moved the cursor round and round non-stop. When I asked him why he did that , he replied \"I want to make the mouse dizzy\".

3. This was probably a genuine case of communication. (about 3 +also) When he tried to fill up a page on the computer with his particulars (He didn't know how to read then), I tried to help him. When it came to the part to fill in age.... I kept repeating ,age...they want age.. He did not do that but instead pressed \"H\" repeatedly. That was when I realised the miscommunication . Btw, is the correct pronunciation for \"H\" ,age or with the h sound?

4. Lastly, this is a classic for me when I related to friends and relatives as it never fails to elicit a good laugh from them. I was filling up some forms for a lucky draw at a fast food outlet. As usual , my \"kaypo\" just wanted to be involved. So I told him, just copy the address from my form and he can fill in the rest with his particulars. When I saw what he filled in for occupation , I nearly fainted. As mine was filled in with \"housewife\", he filled in his as \"houseboy\".

It's a pity I could recall only these as there were many more and they were really fond memories. Now he's in P3, there seems to less of all these innocent and amusing stuff happening.

[KoalaMummy]

Ya, indeed, jeanllhjc, kids grow up too fast.... i still prefer when they are in toddlers age.... so innocent... how i wish they will always remain small...

[Sun_2010]

Xmasbaby:

I was fetching my dd to school one day...


ds: daddy, I want to stay in a condo lei, got swimming pool, playground, condo so beautiful, so nice, so good....

me: so you have to study hard now and work hard in future to save enough money to afford one lor

ds: that means YOU DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH lor!!!

me: DUMBFOUNDED

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Ur DS should become a lawyer - definetly

If he becomes a teacher then students sure die

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[duriz]

This morning my godson called me and told me he had a vaccination shot in school.


Godson: "Godma, I had a shot this morning and I didn’t cry!"

Me: "Wow, you’re a big boy now, very brave!"

Godson: "But Godma, why before the nurse gave me my shot, she pulled down my pants and looked at my chuchu?"

Me: "…"

[duriz]

LKVM:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: how old is he?

Seven, just started P1