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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      duriz
      last edited by

      乾儿子问乾妈妈: 李显龙是什么龙?


      :roll:

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        rocklee
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        My P2 boy just finished his exams yesterday. He was bored so he asked me to read to him the newspaper. So I took the opportunity to explain to him that the ST is made up of various sections such as the Prime News, Home, Sports, Life etc and when we were on the Obituaries section,


        DS2: Mum I wish I could be the PM.

        Me: Why?

        DS2: So that when you die, your picture will appear on TV instead of here.

        Me: : Sorry son, only people who have made great contributions to Singapore deserved to be featured in the news. I am ashamed to tell you that mummy is just an ordianry person .

        DS2: It’s ok mum, you are still my dearest mum, Wo Ai Ni !

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          duriz
          last edited by

          rocklee:
          My P2 boy just finished his exams yesterday. He was bored so he asked me to read to him the newspaper. So I took the opportunity to explain to him that the ST is made up of various sections such as the Prime News, Home, Sports, Life etc and when we were on the Obituaries section,


          DS2: Mum I wish I could be the PM.

          Me: Why?

          DS2: So that when you die, your picture will appear on TV instead of here.

          Me: : Sorry son, only people who have made great contributions to Singapore deserved to be featured in the news. I am ashamed to tell you that mummy is just an ordianry person .

          DS2: It's ok mum, you are still my dearest mum, Wo Ai Ni !
          So darling :celebrate:

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            hapydino
            last edited by

            just to share…


            i have lots of colourful Ikea boxes to house my 3.5yo DD’s toys…

            so being kids, she just loves to pour everything out onto her playmat…

            i got sick of clearing after her and insisted that she put everything back into the box (only 1 box) before playing pc games…

            she was taking a super long time and i peeped and realised she was semi keeping and semi playing, before putting the toys back she will finger / play with it for a short while - no wonder take so long!!

            i left her to it and after a while she came running to me in tears…

            "Mummy, why you buy so many toys for me??"

            it is the same @ dinner time when she cannot finish her food…

            "Mummy, why you give me so much porridge / rice??"

            so everything is my fault!

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              buds
              last edited by

              Have you heard the Daughtry song, \"It's Not Over\" before?


              Hears how DD1 sings it when she rocks out after
              Science exam stress.

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ92eyxnxmQ&ob=av2e

              Her chorus part..

              I won't give up that easily...
              Though i'm blown away... blown away...

              When i try to do it right, it all goes wrong...
              It's all over, i tried to do it right this time around...
              It's all over, part of me is worried i did it wrong...
              The Science is killing me.. but thank God it's all over....

              :rotflmao:

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                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                buds:
                Have you heard the Daughtry song, \"It's Not Over\" before?


                Hears how DD1 sings it when she rocks out after
                Science exam stress.

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ92eyxnxmQ&ob=av2e

                Her chorus part..

                I won't give up that easily...
                Though i'm blown away... blown away...

                When i try to do it right, it all goes wrong...
                It's all over, i tried to do it right this time around...
                It's all over, part of me is worried i did it wrong...
                The Science is killing me.. but thank God it's all over....

                :rotflmao:
                :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                BTW, I love many of his songs.

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                  buds
                  last edited by

                  Yeah, me too… me too…

                  His raspy voice is so cool…
                  He’s humble too and such a family man…

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                    Muffins
                    last edited by

                    He should have won AI, though…

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                      Muffins
                      last edited by

                      buds:
                      Have you heard the Daughtry song, \"It's Not Over\" before?


                      Hears how DD1 sings it when she rocks out after
                      Science exam stress.

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ92eyxnxmQ&ob=av2e

                      Her chorus part..

                      I won't give up that easily...
                      Though i'm blown away... blown away...

                      When i try to do it right, it all goes wrong...
                      It's all over, i tried to do it right this time around...
                      It's all over, part of me is worried i did it wrong...
                      The Science is killing me.. but thank God it's all over....

                      :rotflmao:
                      :rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao: :lol:

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                        Sun_2010
                        last edited by

                        hapydino:
                        ...

                        so everything is my fault!
                        Welcome to parenting- more precisely mommying. :celebrate:
                        When any thing in the their universer goes wrong U are the reason. Sigh!

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