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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • R Offline
      RRMummy
      last edited by

      buds:
      Whhhhhyyyy....? :evil:

      if i gathered correctly, she is very sharp and sensitive and matured and highly imaginative...

      a case of cheeky mommsie with cheeky babe? :lol:

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        duriz
        last edited by

        乾儿子问乾妈妈: 李显龙是什么龙?


        :roll:

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          rocklee
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          My P2 boy just finished his exams yesterday. He was bored so he asked me to read to him the newspaper. So I took the opportunity to explain to him that the ST is made up of various sections such as the Prime News, Home, Sports, Life etc and when we were on the Obituaries section,


          DS2: Mum I wish I could be the PM.

          Me: Why?

          DS2: So that when you die, your picture will appear on TV instead of here.

          Me: : Sorry son, only people who have made great contributions to Singapore deserved to be featured in the news. I am ashamed to tell you that mummy is just an ordianry person .

          DS2: It’s ok mum, you are still my dearest mum, Wo Ai Ni !

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            duriz
            last edited by

            rocklee:
            My P2 boy just finished his exams yesterday. He was bored so he asked me to read to him the newspaper. So I took the opportunity to explain to him that the ST is made up of various sections such as the Prime News, Home, Sports, Life etc and when we were on the Obituaries section,


            DS2: Mum I wish I could be the PM.

            Me: Why?

            DS2: So that when you die, your picture will appear on TV instead of here.

            Me: : Sorry son, only people who have made great contributions to Singapore deserved to be featured in the news. I am ashamed to tell you that mummy is just an ordianry person .

            DS2: It's ok mum, you are still my dearest mum, Wo Ai Ni !
            So darling :celebrate:

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              hapydino
              last edited by

              just to share…


              i have lots of colourful Ikea boxes to house my 3.5yo DD’s toys…

              so being kids, she just loves to pour everything out onto her playmat…

              i got sick of clearing after her and insisted that she put everything back into the box (only 1 box) before playing pc games…

              she was taking a super long time and i peeped and realised she was semi keeping and semi playing, before putting the toys back she will finger / play with it for a short while - no wonder take so long!!

              i left her to it and after a while she came running to me in tears…

              "Mummy, why you buy so many toys for me??"

              it is the same @ dinner time when she cannot finish her food…

              "Mummy, why you give me so much porridge / rice??"

              so everything is my fault!

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                buds
                last edited by

                Have you heard the Daughtry song, \"It's Not Over\" before?


                Hears how DD1 sings it when she rocks out after
                Science exam stress.

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ92eyxnxmQ&ob=av2e

                Her chorus part..

                I won't give up that easily...
                Though i'm blown away... blown away...

                When i try to do it right, it all goes wrong...
                It's all over, i tried to do it right this time around...
                It's all over, part of me is worried i did it wrong...
                The Science is killing me.. but thank God it's all over....

                :rotflmao:

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                  autumnbronze
                  last edited by

                  buds:
                  Have you heard the Daughtry song, \"It's Not Over\" before?


                  Hears how DD1 sings it when she rocks out after
                  Science exam stress.

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ92eyxnxmQ&ob=av2e

                  Her chorus part..

                  I won't give up that easily...
                  Though i'm blown away... blown away...

                  When i try to do it right, it all goes wrong...
                  It's all over, i tried to do it right this time around...
                  It's all over, part of me is worried i did it wrong...
                  The Science is killing me.. but thank God it's all over....

                  :rotflmao:
                  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

                  BTW, I love many of his songs.

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                    buds
                    last edited by

                    Yeah, me too… me too…

                    His raspy voice is so cool…
                    He’s humble too and such a family man…

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                      Muffins
                      last edited by

                      He should have won AI, though…

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                        Muffins
                        last edited by

                        buds:
                        Have you heard the Daughtry song, \"It's Not Over\" before?


                        Hears how DD1 sings it when she rocks out after
                        Science exam stress.

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ92eyxnxmQ&ob=av2e

                        Her chorus part..

                        I won't give up that easily...
                        Though i'm blown away... blown away...

                        When i try to do it right, it all goes wrong...
                        It's all over, i tried to do it right this time around...
                        It's all over, part of me is worried i did it wrong...
                        The Science is killing me.. but thank God it's all over....

                        :rotflmao:
                        :rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao: :lol:

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