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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      duriz
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      smurf:
      DS1 doing big 'business'. He has frequent constipation and frequency is 4-5 days. :!:


      So, I told him:

      Smurf: it's good to poo once a day u know. Best if u can poo twice a day.
      Ds1: it's good to poo 5 times a day also. (trying to act smart)
      Smurf: that is already considered Lao sai. 😐
      :faint:

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        Muffins
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        Bwahaha!!! Aiyoh, us childrens these days....


        Reports have shown that in each generation of kids being born, the next gen would be smarter, and more efficient in working. I think I believe that, looking at all the questions posted here šŸ˜‰ :lol:

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          buds
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          duriz:
          RRMummy:

          I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


          DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?

          :rotflmao:

          It would have been a SCANDAL if she were there šŸ˜„

          :rotflmao: I waz thinkin' the same thing, duriz! :rotflmao:

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            MummyThreeStreams
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            RRMummy:
            I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


            DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?
            I remember asking my mum that same question when i was little!

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              Sun_2010
              last edited by

              Muffins:
              Bwahaha!!! Aiyoh, us childrens these days....


              Reports have shown that in each generation of kids being born, the next gen would be smarter, and more efficient in working. I think I believe that, looking at all the questions posted here šŸ˜‰ :lol:
              Haha Muffins.

              we, parents, think so too.
              And are happy and proud of them.

              Its only when the smart ones start \"acting too smart\" that it irks us.
              šŸ˜‰

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                RRMummy
                last edited by

                duriz:
                RRMummy:

                I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


                DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?

                :rotflmao:

                It would have been a SCANDAL if she were there šŸ˜„

                :lol: Haiyo, DD2 somemore!!

                But then again, it is not uncommon if we were not Asians šŸ˜‰

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                  duriz
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                  RRMummy:
                  duriz:

                  [quote=\"RRMummy\"]I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


                  DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?

                  :rotflmao:

                  It would have been a SCANDAL if she were there šŸ˜„

                  :lol: Haiyo, DD2 somemore!!

                  But then again, it is not uncommon if we were not Asians šŸ˜‰[/quote]True to some extend.

                  My French colleague has 3 children with his French gf. They have been together for 7 years, unmarried.

                  Another colleague, Singaporean Chinese lady divorced with 2 children, soon to marry an ang moh she met inflight on a holiday trip with her kids 😐

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                    RRMummy
                    last edited by

                    buds:
                    duriz:

                    [quote=\"RRMummy\"]I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


                    DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?

                    :rotflmao:

                    It would have been a SCANDAL if she were there šŸ˜„

                    :rotflmao: I waz thinkin' the same thing, duriz! :rotflmao:[/quote] :lol:

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                      RRMummy
                      last edited by

                      duriz:
                      True to some extend.


                      My French colleague has 3 children with his French gf. They have been together for 7 years, unmarried.

                      Another colleague, Singaporean Chinese lady divorced with 2 children, soon to marry an ang moh she met inflight on a holiday trip with her kids 😐
                      I was initially quite surprised to hear cases similar to yours too... they would say my kids blah, blah blah, then say my gf 😐 and not that he was divorce of anything... :roll:

                      Also some cases of have kids first then get married later...

                      I hope Singapore don't catch on during my lifetime.. :scared:

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                        RRMummy
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                        MummyThreeStreams:
                        RRMummy:

                        I've heard it from others before and I kena my turn yesterday..


                        DD2 : Mummy, I don't know how is it when you get married with Papa. Why you didn't bring me there?

                        I remember asking my mum that same question when i was little!

                        u too? So what did your mum say? šŸ˜‰

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